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post #19 of 68

When he signs an incorrect scorecard, it DQ's the rest of the field.

post #20 of 68

When he putts, the creek breaks toward his golf ball.

post #21 of 68

While most pros have 5 Keys, he has 6

 

His tee's never break

 

He makes ho-hum eagles

 

Lake Merced breaks towards him

 

His divots repair themselves

 

For Miguel, FEEL is REAL

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Blitz28179 View Post
 

If callaway was smart they would get migel to do a callaway version of this commercial lol

It would be a hit!

 

Callaway? ;-)

 

post #22 of 68

His caddie pays him for the honor of carrying his bag

 

He dosent strike the ball, the balls runs out of fear

 

Officals ask him for the "ruling

 

He once made a hole in one on a par 5 while olaying a bull while jumping on a trampoline...

 

He is, the most interesting golfer in the world.

post #23 of 68

He once won the Masters, using only a putter.

post #24 of 68
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Originally Posted by teamroper60 View Post
 

He once won the Masters, using only a putter.


top 5 right there ^

post #25 of 68

For him, the law of gravity is nothing more than a recommendation.....

post #26 of 68
Ponies have a Jimenez tail.
post #27 of 68

The number one cause of cancer in the cigar population is Miguel Angel Jimenez' lips.

post #28 of 68

When Miguel stretches, he doesn't warm up, he just gets cooler!!!!

post #29 of 68

Miguel Angel Jimenez - because two names just isn't enough

 

Miguel Angel Jimenez - even saying his name makes you more chilled out 

 

The Dude wants to be more like Miguel

 

Some people say Miguel has red hair, they're wrong, it's Jimenez Gold

 

Miguel has a 100% win record for tournaments he wants to win

 

The tournament director asks Miguel when he wants to tee off 

 

Jimenez is like a fine wine, he gets better with age, but every year is a vintage

 

Jimenez doesn't miss cuts, some tournaments just don't deserve him 

 

Water hazards feel ashamed when Miguel's ball goes into them

 

Young cigars grow up wishing they get smoked by Miguel when they grow up

 

 

 

Ok, I'll stop there :-P

post #30 of 68

His "internet" distance is his real distance

 

He calls bunkers ashtrays, because that's all hes ever used them for

post #31 of 68

He once pulled a shot 2" left of the cup from 250 yards

 

When he lands in a trap a lounge chair with umbrella are there for him

 

His divots magically fall back in their hole

 

He doesn't aim for the fairway he aims for sprinklers

post #32 of 68
He once threw a tournament, just to see what it felt like.
post #33 of 68

Players think it's good luck when Jimenez steps in their line.

post #34 of 68

His approaches repair pitch marks on the green on impact, so he usually aims for them instead of the hole because they're a smaller target.

post #35 of 68

He invented the Lewinski.

post #36 of 68
Quote:
Originally Posted by teamroper60 View Post
 

He once won the Masters, using only a putter.

Actually that reminded me of this 

This one is true:


Jimenez can lead a tournament using a wedge as a putter 

 

http://www.pga.com/putting-wedge-miguel-angel-jimenez-shares-halfway-lead-volvo-champions

 

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