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post #55 of 70

Miguel Angel Jimenez learned this girl

 

 

 

how to stretch :)

post #56 of 70

Hey @jamo - who won?

post #57 of 70

Miguel Angel Jimenez, and he didn't even know about the contest.

post #58 of 70
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Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
 

Miguel Angel Jimenez, and he didn't even know about the contest.

You rock Stretch! :-$

post #59 of 70
Thread Starter 
First, a few of my favorites:
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Originally Posted by MS256 View Post

When he talks to his golf ball, it listens.
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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones View Post

I don't always bring a bottle of wine to the range, but when I don't I bring two.

Stay thirsty my friends.
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Originally Posted by LuciusWooding View Post

Rickie Fowler gives 18 footers to him.
(Points here for a timely current events reference.)
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Originally Posted by David in FL View Post

The cart girl tips him for buying a beer.....
(I liked this one a lot because I wrote one just like this, but @David in FL phrased it a hundred times better.)
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Originally Posted by mchepp View Post

He once on a par 3 hit one out of bounds just so he could make par the hard way
(Same as the last one.)
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Originally Posted by mvmac View Post

Lake Merced breaks towards him
(I have a weakness for Lake Merced.)
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Originally Posted by David in FL View Post

For him, the law of gravity is nothing more than a recommendation.....
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Originally Posted by imsys0042 View Post

He once threw a tournament, just to see what it felt like.
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Originally Posted by Missouri Swede View Post

When he wins, he also ties himself for 2nd and 3rd.

And my favorite, congrats to @Missouri Swede:
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Originally Posted by Missouri Swede View Post

When he putts, the creek breaks toward his golf ball.

Also, I ended up giving everyone who I quoted in this post a thumbs up. Thanks for playing!

(And sorry for being late!)
post #60 of 70

Super fun thread, thanks for coming up with it Jamo.

post #61 of 70

:dance: 

 

<Sally Field voice>You like me! You really like me!</Sally Field voice>

post #62 of 70

On most par 4's,he has his caddy go on down to the green,and tend the flag.

post #63 of 70
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Originally Posted by liveeel View Post
 

On most par 4's,he has his caddy go on down to the green,and tend the flag.

late..... sorry

post #64 of 70
Late I know but I remember Golf Channel talking about this the other day.
Sorry I couldn't find a link to the video but the one that stuck out for me was:
Miguel Angel Jimenez holds the course record at clubs he's never played.
post #65 of 70
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Originally Posted by caniac6 View Post

Ponies have a Jimenez tail.

This made me LOLOLOL

also

 

post #66 of 70

From the PGA facebook:

 

He may miss fairways, but they miss him more.

post #67 of 70
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Originally Posted by pumaAttack View Post
 

From the PGA facebook:

 

He may miss fairways, but they miss him more.

post #68 of 70
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Originally Posted by Crim View Post
 


haha yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

post #69 of 70

how about this one i created.

 

Miguel Angel Jimenez - I dont always hit anyone in my large gallery, But when i do they apologize. Stay thirsty my friends

post #70 of 70

From PGA Tour instagram

 

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