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post #19 of 25
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Originally Posted by Al B Tross View Post

Hey - could have been way worse. Who hasn't topped their tee shot and driven the tee completely into the ground? Ouch!! z2_scared.gif That bruise is the second worse outcome by my calculation.

In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

post #20 of 25
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Originally Posted by newtogolf View Post
 

In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

 

ouch.  i feel badly that she was hurt, but she really did have it coming.

post #21 of 25
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Originally Posted by newtogolf View Post
 

In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.

Pretty happy tee though.:w00t:

post #22 of 25
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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones View Post
 

Pretty happy tee though.:w00t:

Would be one lucky tee :-P

post #23 of 25

I'd love to sniff that tee.

post #24 of 25
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Originally Posted by TJBam View Post
 

I'd love to sniff that tee.


I wasn't going to comment on this topic but TJ has led me to. Good lord I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of someone running over to grab the tee and take a whiff of it. I can see Quagmire doing it and going Giggity after it. Thanks for the laugh TJ.

 

So I guess Ill add. It looks like his shaft angle was all wrong. When hitting a ball from a tee that is stuck in a woman's ass, it is crucial that your shaft line up perfectly with her ass. Any deviation from a perfect shaft to ass alignment will result in missing the said ass, resulting in a poor shot. We all know what it feels like to miss hit that region. Also upon review of the Rules of Golf, subsection teeing ground. If a tee is placed in a woman's ass and you miss your attempt to hit the ball, then it is a two stroke penalty which can be done in private away from teeing ground. It goes without saying if you miss her ass, you lose the hole:)

post #25 of 25

Don't worry, Tiger's on his way to administer first aid.

 

I know, I know...

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