In the original story I read, in addition to the bruise on her buttocks, the tee was driven down as well.
Playboy bunny coerced into using bum as golf tee... - Page 2
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I wasn't going to comment on this topic but TJ has led me to. Good lord I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of someone running over to grab the tee and take a whiff of it. I can see Quagmire doing it and going Giggity after it. Thanks for the laugh TJ.
So I guess Ill add. It looks like his shaft angle was all wrong. When hitting a ball from a tee that is stuck in a woman's ass, it is crucial that your shaft line up perfectly with her ass. Any deviation from a perfect shaft to ass alignment will result in missing the said ass, resulting in a poor shot. We all know what it feels like to miss hit that region. Also upon review of the Rules of Golf, subsection teeing ground. If a tee is placed in a woman's ass and you miss your attempt to hit the ball, then it is a two stroke penalty which can be done in private away from teeing ground. It goes without saying if you miss her ass, you lose the hole:)