mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....
I try that all the time and it never works.
Haha and how exactly would this be policed? Kicked off the course if a fart sneaks up and out unexpectedly
They don't plan on having designated farting areas on the course? Or they can install more "rest" rooms.
There is definitely a good pun about Donald Trumps and his courses to be had here... couldn't think of one worth posting but I'm sure someone out their will now
I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.
Do you hit purposely hit away from everyone else so you can release some of that pressure?
Try to hit right down the middle, escaping gas be damned!
Part of my pre-shot. As I am standing behind the envisioning the shape and trajectory. HMMMMMM. I do play alone a lot. Wonder why?
No way should it be banned. I apparently need some lift right before impact and this may be the key!
They smell bad. Contain dangerous gases. Woulf you play golf with a farter?
Shut up %sshole.
Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread. (The OP was not being serious...)
Ha-Ha mine always says better out then in.
Originally Posted by FooFader
Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it
Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.