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post #19 of 54
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Originally Posted by colin007 View Post
 

 

 

mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

 

I try that all the time and it never works.  

post #20 of 54
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Originally Posted by FooFader View Post
 

Haha and how exactly would this be policed? Kicked off the course if a fart sneaks up and out unexpectedly  :-P


They don't plan on having designated farting areas on the course? Or they can install more "rest" rooms. :smartass:

post #21 of 54

There is definitely a good pun about Donald Trumps and his courses to be had here... couldn't think of one worth posting but I'm sure someone out their will now :-D

post #22 of 54
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Originally Posted by colin007 View Post


mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

LOL! I can see how that may be true.
post #23 of 54

I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.

post #24 of 54
I don't trust a guy who doesn't unleash some gas
post #25 of 54
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Originally Posted by windlaker View Post
 

I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.

 

 

Do you hit purposely hit away from everyone else so you can release some of that pressure? :-D

post #26 of 54

Try to hit right down the middle, escaping gas be damned!

post #27 of 54
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Originally Posted by jackieMoon View Post

I don't trust a guy who doesn't unleash some gas


Yeah that!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1udHTU4uruA

 

 

Part of my pre-shot.  As I am standing behind the envisioning the shape and trajectory. HMMMMMM. I do play alone a lot. Wonder why?

post #28 of 54
You can never hit a good shot when you're holding in a fart. Back off, let it rip, then let it rip.
post #29 of 54

No way should it be banned. I apparently need some lift right before impact and this may be the key!

post #30 of 54
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Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
 

They smell bad. Contain dangerous gases. Woulf you play golf with a farter?

Shut up %sshole.

post #31 of 54
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Originally Posted by bjfox10 View Post
 

Shut up %sshole.

Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)

post #32 of 54
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Originally Posted by colin007 View Post
 

 

 

mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

Ha-Ha mine always says better out then in.

post #33 of 54
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Originally Posted by FooFader View Post

Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)
It's a fart joke...think about it.
post #34 of 54
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Originally Posted by bjfox10 View Post

It's a fart joke...think about it.

Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it d2_doh.gif
post #35 of 54
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Originally Posted by bjfox10 View Post
 

Shut up %sshole.

 

Originally Posted by FooFader View Post


Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it

 

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

post #36 of 54
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Originally Posted by PeaKay View Post

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

Thanks dude. I love the fact you probably even signed up and made your first post just to laugh at my stupidity....

But seriously, welcome to the site c2_beer.gif
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