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post #37 of 54
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Originally Posted by PeaKay View Post

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

Thanks dude. I love the fact you probably even signed up and made your first post just to laugh at my stupidity....

But seriously, welcome to the site c2_beer.gif

 

It keeps getting better.

post #38 of 54
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It keeps getting better.

I did appreciate the pun also. Wasnt going to make the same mistake twice...
post #39 of 54
Depends who I'm playing with. In-laws? No farting, they would complain for months. Friends from back home I grew up with? I'm eating sugar free Jolly Ranchers before the round to keep from getting destroyed and embarrassed on the course.
post #40 of 54
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Shut up %sshole.

Don't get all chaffed.

post #41 of 54
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Originally Posted by tmac20 View Post

You can never hit a good shot when you're holding in a fart. Back off, let it rip, then let it rip.

 

A well-timed fart on the downswing can add 15 yards to a drive.  It is the golf version of the tennis grunt, albeit a little (or a lot - it depends) smellier.

 

 

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Shut up %sshole.

 

I see what you did there -  reminds me of a time in college when a guy farted a few times and someone said "hey answer the phone, some ass keeps calling."

post #42 of 54
Same philosophy as bunker play. As Shrek said, "Better out than in".
post #43 of 54
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Originally Posted by FooFader View Post


Thanks dude. I love the fact you probably even signed up and made your first post just to laugh at my stupidity....

But seriously, welcome to the site c2_beer.gif


Thanks. Sorry - I should have explained. I didn't mean your post, itself. I was thinking the same thing until I had to get the explanation.

 

I thought my first post my be more meaningful, but I blew it.

 

:beer:

Paul

...and for the record, I signed up the other day, but, yeah, I probably would have signed up just for this.

post #44 of 54
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Ha-Ha mine always says better out then in.

Better? For whom? b2_tongue.gif
post #45 of 54
I made a vow not to fart in someone's backswing. That's a big concession for me.
post #46 of 54

I practiced clandestine farting on the practice green yesterday.  I recommend everyone work on this part of their game.  It takes practice not to be caught.  

post #47 of 54
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Originally Posted by boogielicious View Post

I practiced clandestine farting on the practice green yesterday.  I recommend everyone work on this part of their game.  It takes practice not to be caught.  

Ah, but a quick sniff and analysis of the wind situation along with the guilty look from an individual upwind to you could quickly determine the situation. a3_biggrin.gif
post #48 of 54
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Originally Posted by caniac6 View Post

Same philosophy as bunker play. As Shrek said, "Better out than in".


I'm with Shrek!

post #49 of 54
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Ah, but a quick sniff and analysis of the wind situation along with the guilty look from an individual upwind to you could quickly determine the situation. a3_biggrin.gif

That's is why it takes practice!  You obviously maneuver down wind!  

post #50 of 54
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That's is why it takes practice!  You obviously maneuver down wind!  

 

Is this why so many golfers walk around on the green to "ass"ess the "hole" situation?

post #51 of 54
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Is this why so many golfers walk around on the green to "ass"ess the "hole" situation?

:dance:  

post #52 of 54
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Is this why so many golfers walk around on the green to "ass"ess the "hole" situation?
Well played my friend
post #53 of 54

I let one rip accidentally on the driver downswing once and a while - gotta let out the compression.    I can't wait for a pro to do that with the microphones on the tee box - would bust out laughing !!

post #54 of 54
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Originally Posted by inthehole View Post

I let one rip accidentally on the driver downswing once and a while - gotta let out the compression.    I can't wait for a pro to do that with the microphones on the tee box - would bust out laughing !!
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