It keeps getting better.
A well-timed fart on the downswing can add 15 yards to a drive. It is the golf version of the tennis grunt, albeit a little (or a lot - it depends) smellier.
I see what you did there - reminds me of a time in college when a guy farted a few times and someone said "hey answer the phone, some ass keeps calling."
Thanks. Sorry - I should have explained. I didn't mean your post, itself. I was thinking the same thing until I had to get the explanation.
I thought my first post my be more meaningful, but I blew it.
...and for the record, I signed up the other day, but, yeah, I probably would have signed up just for this.