Today I played well, relative to my handicap of 21, I shot 92 (with five three putts). I'd love to be happy, but I sliced badly on hole number five (on which course specifically is irrelevant) and I heard a smashing unlike anything I've ever heard before. It was a large expensive window on at least a five million dollar home.
The people who live in such houses, so they say, cannot obtain insurance against golf ball damages because such a thing it too expensive.
I did not know what to do. Leave a message saying sorry about the window, but that will teach ya to build on a golf course idiot? So I just ran away like a ten year old playing knock a door ginger.
What should I do? Confess to a wealthy man that I'm poor and can't afford to pay for the damages?
Inform him he can't sue poor people? Please help, my conscience is killing me.