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I can't comment due to the brand of beer being shown. This, even though my bag looks the same (18 pack Bud Lite Platinum) ) on certain occasions. :whistle:

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I keep a bottle of Jim Beam in my bag and just get cokes from the cart girl. Beer doesnt do it for me on the golf course.

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A couple of years ago we had a drinking party masquerading as a scramble. I was on my 4th beer before I teed off on the first hole. I finished my case of beer early on the back 9, so my friends (who were pikers) gave me some of theirs. One guy had trouble finishing 2 six packs. Wimp. I was counting beers but lost track after 33. It was a hot day. I remember teeing off on one hole using a beer can as a tee. It was empty of course. Not going to waste beer. I remember doing a face plant on one of the tee boxes trying to get my tee in the ground. Whiffed my tee shot on the par 3 17th hole. It was a scramble and I was the A player (that's what they thought). Tried a Happy Gilmore drive on the long drive hole. Whiffed that too. I think I also fell down. I didn't rake the sandtrap after making a snow angel. I didn't set out to make a snow angel. It just came to me as I was laying flat on my back after I fell backwards into the trap. I don't even think it was a sand shot. I was chipping along side the green and I just fell in. Hey, It can happen to anybody. I'm glad nobody had their cell phones with them. We didn't win......

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I've seen one guy go through 16 cans of beer in a round and I thought that was a lot.

Hats off Vangator.lol.

I like a couple of beers for the last 4 holes before heading to the 19th.

Mind you,while playing in the states I loved the cart girls,always bought a couple of Bacardi cokes from them. :-*

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A couple of years ago we had a drinking party masquerading as a scramble. I was on my 4th beer before I teed off on the first hole. I finished my case of beer early on the back 9, so my friends (who were pikers) gave me some of theirs. One guy had trouble finishing 2 six packs. Wimp. I was counting beers but lost track after 33. It was a hot day.

I remember teeing off on one hole using a beer can as a tee. It was empty of course. Not going to waste beer.

I remember doing a face plant on one of the tee boxes trying to get my tee in the ground. Whiffed my tee shot on the par 3 17th hole. It was a scramble and I was the A player (that's what they thought). Tried a Happy Gilmore drive on the long drive hole. Whiffed that too. I think I also fell down.

I didn't rake the sandtrap after making a snow angel. I didn't set out to make a snow angel. It just came to me as I was laying flat on my back after I fell backwards into the trap. I don't even think it was a sand shot. I was chipping along side the green and I just fell in. Hey, It can happen to anybody. I'm glad nobody had their cell phones with them.

We didn't win......

Awesome.....love me some drunk scramble now and then

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I hate being marshaled before I reached the first tee ... just saying :beer:

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A couple of years ago we had a drinking party masquerading as a scramble....

You mean they're not all that way? :-D Pretty well describes every scramble I've ever played in.

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A couple of years ago we had a drinking party masquerading as a scramble. I was on my 4th beer before I teed off on the first hole. I finished my case of beer early on the back 9, so my friends (who were pikers) gave me some of theirs. One guy had trouble finishing 2 six packs. Wimp. I was counting beers but lost track after 33. It was a hot day. I remember teeing off on one hole using a beer can as a tee. It was empty of course. Not going to waste beer. I remember doing a face plant on one of the tee boxes trying to get my tee in the ground. Whiffed my tee shot on the par 3 17th hole. It was a scramble and I was the A player (that's what they thought). Tried a Happy Gilmore drive on the long drive hole. Whiffed that too. I think I also fell down. I didn't rake the sandtrap after making a snow angel. I didn't set out to make a snow angel. It just came to me as I was laying flat on my back after I fell backwards into the trap. I don't even think it was a sand shot. I was chipping along side the green and I just fell in. Hey, It can happen to anybody. I'm glad nobody had their cell phones with them. We didn't win......

sounds like you were at my old club a couple years back http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atlantas-piedmont-driving-club-over-drunk-behavior-2012-6

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Same routine every tournament I play in. 1 jack and coke 20 minutes before tee off. Then water til about hole 7. Down one morn jack before the turn and pound some snacks until I'm putting on 18. Gotta stay loose on those high-stress shots, know what I'm sayin?

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I can't comment due to the brand of beer being shown. This, even though my bag looks the same (18 pack Bud Lite Platinum) ) on certain occasions.

Miller > Budweiser.  Bud Light is nothing more than a cheap copy of Miller Light.

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Miller > Budweiser.  Bud Light is nothing more than a cheap copy of Miller Light.


I love all beer, but in terms of what you can get at most golf courses, Yuengling > than the aforementioned. Black & Tan preferred.

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