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What's your golf dork score ?

I got a +8, which is "non-dork."

Forged Blades +8
Cell Phone (off) -10
Fewer than 6 balls (+5)
Foreign Coins (+5)

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I got a +3. I hate white tees. Only use natural colored wood tees!

Ah, see, I use only wood tees (Stingers), but they're not in the side pocket.

Still, then, give me a +3 if we're counting every pocket as the side pocket.

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(0) points for me.

Fewer than 6 golf balls [+5]

Any non-white tees [-5] (few coloured brush-type jobbies for driver)

Sorry - best i can do

10.5 deg Titleist 905T.S-flex Graph-design purple ice.
TaylorMade 200 3wood.S-flex Graph-design purple ice.
19 deg Taylormade rescue-mid with 6.0 Rifle flighted.
Callaway 3-PW X-16 Pro series with 6.0 Rifle flighted.
Cleveland 56+60RTG/Custom 34" Yes! Sophia/Pro-V1syershulver1@msn.co.uk

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+3 and I barely missed golf dork by this test. Just don't ask my wife or any of my friends if I'm a golf dork.

Jeff

10.5° Callaway FT-iZ Tour

18°, 20°, 23° Adams Idea Pro Prototype Hybrid

4-9 Titleist 690.CB
48° Titleist Vokey Tour Nickel
54°, 58° Titleist Vokey Tour Oil Can

Scotty Cameron NP2, 33"

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i got (0)

i got black tees and a couple foreign coins so i broke even, no dork for me

In the Bag:

Driver: Taylormade r7 425 10.5
Woods: Taylormade Rescue Fairway #3
Irons: Taylormade Rac HT 3-PWWedges: Callaway Vintage Black 52 Top Flite 56 sandwedge Top Flite 60Putter: Taylormade Rosso Sport Marenello #2Ball: ...

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With all the crap my Mrs Buys me I will crown myself King Dork.But since I carry my own bag it don't matter,No Blades,Cell On,More than 20 balls,No coins,Monogramed assorted colored tees and enough stuff to camp out on the course for days.Advill band aids,extra spikes bug spray,sun block,laser,5 gloves,2wind shirts{short and long sleve}3towells.

In my new FT carry bag
FT-9 Tour nuetral 9.5
FT-15 degree 3 wood
Fussion Hybrids #2&4
Fussion irons with Grapholoy Pro launch Red shafts56&60 Cally X forged wedges with Red shaftsSG9 putterCally I ballBushnell Meadealist range finder

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+3

Forged Blades
Cell phone (off)
Fewer than 6 balls
Non-white tees
Foreign coins

I think they should change the tee rule to any non-white or non-natural colored tees. Although I do carry a few black ones in the bag...

Fairways and Greens.

Dave
 

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-10 = dork

Josh Premuda
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Driver Titleist 905T 8.5 degrees
Ping I2 3-wood 14 degreesTitleist 503.H hybrid 22 degreesTitleist DCI 962 3-9 6.5 Rifle shaftTitleist Vokey Oil Can wedges 48, 58 degreesScratch Golf 3x Black Wedge 54 degreesBig Oak Putter, T'ville 34"

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I had to stop at 2nd swing before reading this. I just bought a dozen balls and they only had natural tees.

TaylorMade r7 Quad Driver 9.5 Neutral Stiff
TaylorMade r5 Dual 3 Fairway Wood Neutral Stiff
TaylorMade RAC OS Graphite Stiff
TaylorMade RAC Black Wedges 52, 56, 60 degrees
TaylorMade TPA VII PutterMaxfli Black MaxHome Course

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+13
foreign coins
less than 6 balls
forged clubs
I only have natural colored tees

In the bag:
Titleist 983K
Titleist 904F 15*
Titleist 904F 19*
Titleist 990 3-PW Titleist Vokey 256-12 56*Cleveland Gunite 60*Odyssey 990 putterTitelist Pro-V1*

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+3...sry cant do much better
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-55. Damn cell phones. But I would think the golf dork would be the other way around. Seems like a positive number should be the dork.

Driver: 913D2, 9.5°
3-Wood: V-Steel, 15°
Hybrid: Rescue Dual TP, 19°
Irons: MP-64, 4-PW
Wedges: Vokey SM 54.10, 60.08 Putter: Studio Style Newport 2

Ball: ProV1

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Came up with a +3.

Forged +8
Foreign coin +5
Fewer than 6 +5

Cell phone -10
Non white tees -5

I still deserve dork status because I always wanted one of those cool headcovers and suction cups!
Blog: www.moregolf4less.com

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Driver: Titleist 983K3 wood: Mizuno1 Iron: Hogan Apex2-P: 1981 Titleist Tour ModelSW: Wilson Dynapower - 1971/72 RemakePutter: Hogan Bettinardi BB-12
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-47 because of the cell phone that is on. I have the sound off, but use the Web browser to check on my golf site, etc.

There should be a different test for golf computer dorks!

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