Elin is a Twin
Posted April 25th, 2005 by Erik J. Barzeski
Elin Nordegren is one of a pair of identical twins. Yes, you read that correctly.
For those who do not know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (at least currently), is one of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…
Elin and hew twin sister Josephin (or Josefin) Nordegren grew up in Waxholm (a coastal town outside Stockholm). Tiger met Elin while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.
To further help you comprehend what we're sure could be a mind-blowing revelation, we here at The Sand Trap have taken the time to construct a little guide.
It's very simple. Here is what one Elin Nordegren looks like:
And here is what two look like:
We now return you to your normal business. Thank you for participating in this exercise. For the more sensible members of the audience (yes, both of you), we apologize for this dalliance in… well, whatever it is. 
We grant you both free admission to our forum.
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Posted 25 Apr 2005 at 8:26pm #
How does he tell them apart? There must be SOME way...
Thanks for detailing yet ANOTHER reason how great it is to be Tiger.
Posted 25 Apr 2005 at 8:32pm #
I've always thought that Josephin was much hotter than Elin.
Posted 25 Apr 2005 at 10:37pm #
"How does he tell them apart?" That would be a problem I would love to have.
Posted 26 Apr 2005 at 8:41am #
This is some of the finest investigative journalism I've ever witnessed. It is much appreciated.
Posted 26 Apr 2005 at 9:38am #
Gee, must suck to be Tiger.
Posted 26 Apr 2005 at 9:50am #
From the "not so breaking news department" comes a post from the usually straight-laced Sand Trap on Tiger Woods' yummy wife (and her twin sister)... Trust me, I'm not complaining, as a matter of fact I'm glad the gang at TST decided to come down to B...
Posted 03 May 2005 at 6:31pm #
Stevie Williams, Tiger Woods' caddie, flipped and rolled his racing car once again. This time he's uninjured.
Posted 12 Mar 2006 at 11:01pm #
why would Tiger wanna tell them apart?!? LOL
Posted 27 Mar 2006 at 6:29pm #
Is the rotation every other day or does Tiger stick with one until he wins the next tournament? ( A superstition thing...)
Posted 20 May 2006 at 2:08am #
I bet Tiger doesn't mind losing his balls on that fairway----hey, I'm just bringing a touch of harmless sexism back to the USA.
I ain't running for President.
Posted 26 Jun 2006 at 11:51am #
She's average at best but I bet she ages well.
Posted 25 Jul 2006 at 3:24am #
Well, imagining she liked to share, that would allow for a doubly-pleasursable 20th hole.
Posted 27 Jul 2006 at 7:42am #
I LOVE YOU
Posted 07 Aug 2006 at 12:07am #
This proves it once and for all.
Life is not fair.
Posted 08 Aug 2006 at 9:28am #
I wonder what their kids will look like?
Posted 30 Aug 2007 at 2:46am #
So who ever marries the other twin, Tiger has to settle for a tie - meaning that's one record he can't break.
Posted 26 Jun 2008 at 12:40pm #
Hummm. There is a God after all. He only duplicates perfection. Hot .very hot. I bet Christmas Morning would be fun.
Posted 10 Aug 2008 at 7:45pm #
Josephin is absolutely gorgeous!
Yet another reason why Tiger is the man.
Posted 03 Sep 2008 at 8:11am #
What a lucky bastard....