Here's my idea for a f***ing sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
— Like pool?
— F*** off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little f***ed up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.
— Oh, you mean like croquet?
— F*** croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh, f*** of ya! Big fun, yeah!
— Oh, like a bowling thing?
— F*** no! Not straight. I put shit in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you f***ing ball. And go hacking away with a f***ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. F*** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna f***ing die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part. F***, this is brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you f***ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box, to f*** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking you ass, jacking away in the sand.
— And you do this one time?
— F*** no! f***ing eighteen times! That's my idea of a sport!"
ROBIN WILLIAMS RIP