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I'd be her perkins waitress!

Atleast at 7 am it is! A man had two of the best tickets for the Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been together since we got married." "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... . . . " No. They're all at the funeral. "

Giving Tiger a free pass for what? Why should he be scrutinized for this?

OMG, reasonable concession prices at a professional sports event!

Much like Yani, I rarely ever visit the bunker!

Are you saying that you can hole out from the sand at will?

Who is Coby Bryant?

Kids are awesome. You are missing out.

Portman is the opposite of Gulbis. Portman = good face, not hot bod Gulibs = hot bod, not hot face

Good and a lucky SOB!

Better bring one for your head too. You know, just in case hers breaks.

If I was single, I wouldn't turn her down. I can always bring a couple of bags...

This! Throw Gulbis's rack on Morgan and it is even better.

Not everyone's feet fit well into traditional oxford looking shoes. Me being a good example. I have a very narrow heel and only the athletic looking shoes fit me right.