According to an AP report, Tiger Woods is going to be a father. Well, not yet, but soon.
“I don’t want to be an old father,” Woods said Thursday at the Target World Challenge. “I still want to be young. We’re not going to wait too long.”
You mean to tell me they’re still waiting? Pff. Give it a rest Tiger, we know what’s going on in that bedroom. Or for your sake, we hope we know what’s going on.
“For me, it will be bigger than it will for Elin because she’s had siblings,” Woods said. “I’ve been an only child. When we have, hopefully, more than one, then it will be really different because I’ve never dealt with that.”
Oh yeah. As someone with seven brothers and sisters, I can assure him that there’s a huge difference. Of course, a lot of that difference had to do with the fact that our family didn’t have a multi-millionaire as a dad.
So Tiger, I give you this advice. On your way to fatherhood, don’t forget the extra pack of diapers. You’ll need them.

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