Elin is a Twin

Elin Nordegren is one of a pair of identical twins. Yes, you read that correctly.

For those who do not know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (at least currently), is one of a pair of twins. I’ll wait while you think about that…

Elin and hew twin sister Josephin (or Josefin) Nordegren grew up in Waxholm (a coastal town outside Stockholm). Tiger met Elin while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.

And yes, they’re identical twins. I’ll wait again while you think about that some more.

To further help you comprehend what we’re sure could be a mind-blowing revelation, we here at The Sand Trap have taken the time to construct a little guide.

It’s very simple. Here is what one Elin Nordegren looks like:

Elin Nordegren

And here is what two look like:

Elin and Twin

We now return you to your normal business. Thank you for participating in this exercise. For the more sensible members of the audience (yes, both of you), we apologize for this dalliance in… well, whatever it is. 🙂 We grant you both free admission to our forum.

35 thoughts on “Elin is a Twin”

  1. How does he tell them apart? There must be SOME way…

    Thanks for detailing yet ANOTHER reason how great it is to be Tiger.

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  3. Is the rotation every other day or does Tiger stick with one until he wins the next tournament? ( A superstition thing…)

  4. Well, imagining she liked to share, that would allow for a doubly-pleasursable 20th hole.

  5. So who ever marries the other twin, Tiger has to settle for a tie – meaning that’s one record he can’t break.

  6. Hummm. There is a God after all. He only duplicates perfection. Hot .very hot. I bet Christmas Morning would be fun.

  7. “How does he tell them apart?” That would be a problem I would love to have.

    Why would you or anyone else have a problem with this? I would be hoping that they like to share everything is what I would be thinking about.

  8. Eye of the Tiger? I think he needs his eyes examined, here he has an absolutely stunning, make-your-putter-rise-and-rise-and-rise-wife and he settles for cheap-waitress-trailer-trash type. At family gatherings, how does he know which one to gaze his eyes at? That’s gotta be confusing…

  9. You’re telling me that the twins “both” were nannies for Jesper????? Jesper’s wife must be the most understanding/confident woman on earth.

  10. She’s average at best but I bet she ages well.

    You must be kidding, or you must be one of those phedophile looking guys who can’t get laid. HAHA

  11. He wasn’t gettin’ it at home… that’s all there is to it. If he was gettin’ sex with Elin 2-3 times a week, he never would have strayed. What man could ? She’ s smoking hot…

  12. He wasn’t gettin’ it at home… that’s all there is to it. If he was gettin’ sex with Elin 2-3 times a week, he never would have strayed. What man could ? She’ s smoking hot…

    That sounds nice, but keep it real. Most men will always want what they don’t have. Now this doesn’t mean he wants to be with those women, but shit new pussy is always a good thing. Variety is the spice of life…. I look at Elin and be like “I’d hit that each and every night”, but after a few years… why wouldn’t this other pussy that is thrown at me look enticing?

  13. Oh, I do so agree with Josh up there! This is the most sterling, first rate piece of investigative journalism I have ever come across in my life! Oh please, please, please, can you tell me if Elin’s sister, Josefin is still single? I’d very much like to know if um, I can make sure that she’s not in too much shock over this sensational and stunning tabloid-like incident! I think she needs comfort and reassurance in this matter and I’d be most willing to help out and offer my time and myself. I like helping out my fellow human beings. Anything for the good of humanity, I always say. :o)

  14. The fact that she’s apparently giving him another chance after public relations rehab is unbelievable! I mean, how f’n stupid can she be? Maybe if he had cheated on her with one girl, but surely she would have to draw the line at 11 or 12. On his side, bravo for having such an iron clad prenup. However, even after leaving him, I’m sure she wouldn’t have any problem banging some new celebrity that she can continue to milk for her financial well being. I feel sorry for her that she must sacrifice her own self dignity in front of the entire world. Do you think she may have her eye on Kobe Bryant now?

  15. Ummm…..!!! I really have to get going now. Now that I think about it, I’ve got so much things to do! I’ve got to enroll immediately in a Swedish language class, book a flight with SAS (Scandanvian Air Services airlines), maybe…practice my golf swing and/or look for as many Swedish nannies as I can possibly find online~

    So much to do, so little time! >:O

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