{"id":369,"date":"2004-12-30T18:43:50","date_gmt":"2004-12-30T23:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/uncategorized\/tiger_turns_uhh_2004_minus_1975_is_uhhh\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T09:47:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T13:47:25","slug":"tiger_turns_uhh_2004_minus_1975_is_uhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/b\/tap-ins\/tiger_turns_uhh_2004_minus_1975_is_uhhh","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Turns (uhh, 2004 minus 1975 is, uhhh&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/b\/imgs\/pga\/tiger_and_snoop.jpg\" alt=\"Tiger and Snoop\" height=\"210\" width=\"300\" \/>Eldrick &#8220;Tiger&#8221; Woods was born on this day, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/December_30\" title=\"Wikipedia\" class=\"external external_icon\">December 30<\/a>, in 1975. Happy 29th, Tiger! Reportedly, Tiger slept in late today before a Swedish nanny named Elin cooked him breakfast in bed.<\/p>\n<p>After breakfast, Tiger spent much of the day celebrating with his close pal from da hood, Snoop Doggy Dogg. Woods was overheard joking with Dogg, saying &#8220;fo&#8217; shizzle ma 2-dizzle wizzle pizzle.&#8221; Dogg and Woods visited a local municipal mini golf facility, where Tiger was schooled on the ways of the Doggy Dogg lifestyle.<\/p>\n<p>The Sand Trap .com tried to catch up with Woods as he was leaving the eighteenth green, but was brushed aside by a Woods determined to properly inflect the phrase &#8220;drop it while it&#8217;s hot, drop it while it&#8217;s hot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Said Dogg on Tiger&#8217;s departure, &#8220;Tiger had to get his fizzle swizzled by his Norwegian bizzle, yo.&#8221; The Sand Trap .com wishes Tiger Woods the best on his 29th and wishes him a wonderful 2005.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and we wish for ourselves the chance to meet Elin&#8217;s twin sister. 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