{"id":73,"date":"2004-09-24T08:20:21","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T13:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/uncategorized\/remove_your_balls\/"},"modified":"2004-09-24T08:20:21","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T13:20:21","slug":"remove_your_balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/b\/tap-ins\/remove_your_balls","title":{"rendered":"Remove Your Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/b\/imgs\/swing_thoughts\/balls_removed_sign.jpg\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" class=\"bordered\" \/>As Shaggy (the Scooby Doo guy) would say: <strong>Yoinks!<\/strong> This, uuhhh, frightening image courtesy of Larry at the <a href=\"http:\/\/nothreeputts.blogspot.com\/2004\/09\/watch-your-balls.html\" title=\"Larry\" class=\"external external_icon\">NoThreePutts<\/a> blog. 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I was quite tempted to post this in the &#8220;Equipment: Balls&#8221; category, but that&#8217;d just be mean&hellip; &lt;grin&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a funny sign about having your balls removed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tap-ins"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Remove Your Balls (Tap-Ins) - The Sand Trap .com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/b\/tap-ins\/remove_your_balls\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Remove Your Balls (Tap-Ins) - The Sand Trap .com\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Just a funny sign about having your balls removed...\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/thesandtrap.com\/b\/imgs\/swing_thoughts\/balls_removed_sign.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@the_sand_trap\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@the_sand_trap\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Erik J. 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