I think those are inspired and highly descriptive phrases for my clubs - if my clubs were being swung by Tiger Woods. But, who's going to buy clubs that advertise "25 percent more topped shots" or "increased affinity for water hazards" or even "drive it into the next fairway"?
No. Quite the opposite, actually. I had designs on building a weight room in my basement last winter. Was going to buy a 300lb Olympic barbell set and a power rack. Then COVID hit and weights became more popular than front row tickets to a Ariana Grande concert. I refuse to spend $600 on a set of weights that normally cost $300-400.
I have adjustable dumbbells that go up to 50lbs so I have something, but I’m currently back to body weight plyo and calisthenics stuff again anyway.