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"Let the big dog eat!" - I don't know where this came from but my buddies and I always say this after someone blasts a long drive into the fairway.
"When I play with him, he talks to me on every green. He turns to me and says, 'You're away.' "
-Jimmy Demaret referring to Ben Hogan

In The Bag:
Driver: Cleveland HiBore XL (10.5 -conforming)3 Wood: MacGregor V-FOIL5 Wood: Mizuno MP-001Irons: Ben Hogan BH-5 (4-PW)Wedges:52 - Nike SV Tour56 - Cleve...
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A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be

Milk nearly shot out of my nose when i read this one. Problem is I can't use it...my wife has 2 sisters and I golf with my father-in-law and their husbands a lot.

Callaway FT-9 Tour I-mix 9.5° Driver (Fujikura Zcom Pro 65 stiff)
Mizuno F-50 15° 3w (Exsar FS2 stiff)
Bridgestone J36 19° Hybrid (Aldila VS Proto 80 stiff)
Adams Idea Pro 23° Hybrid (Aldila VS Proto 80 stiff)
Adams Idea Pro Forged 5-pw Irons (DG Black Gold stiff)Nike SV Tour Black Satin...
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A "sandy" par or birdie..That one always amused me...
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Milk nearly shot out of my nose when i read this one. Problem is I can't use it...my wife has 2 sisters and I golf with my father-in-law and their husbands a lot.

Yeah, "sister in law" usage could make holidays a little awkward!
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"I've lost my ball" after you make a long birdie putt
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Driver: taylormade.gif R11 TP 9˚ -Diamana Kai'li 65
Woods: cleveland.gif Launcher FL 13˚
Hybrids: titleist.gif909H 19˚, 24˚Irons: mizuno.gif MP-53  5-P Wedges:  mizuno.gif MP-T11 50, 54 titleist.gifBlack Nickel 58.08 Putter: cleveland.gifClassic Black Platinum #2 Ball: titleist.gif ProV1x -  Hole-in-one 4/17/09 www.colonialcountryclub.org
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"I've lost my ball" after you make a long birdie putt

That's a good one. I've never heard that before.

I like giving my clubs nicknames. My favorite: "Time to pull out Mr. Happy" (my 3-wood)
In my bag:

Driver: R540xd
3wood: F-50
3-PW: MP-60Wedges: misc. + RAC Chrome 56°Putter: Oz Blue ChipBall: One Platinum
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"Let the big dog eat!" - I don't know where this came from but my buddies and I always say this after someone blasts a long drive into the fairway.

It was in Tin-Cup...but I had heard it before that movie.

Driver:  Ping G15 9* with Talamonti 70x shaft
3 Wood/Hybrid:  Taylormade Rescue TP 17*
3-PW Irons:  Ping G15 Green Dot KBS 90 shafts
Gap Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTG
Sand Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTGLob Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTGPutter:  OdysseyBall:  Bridgestone 330-RXS or 330-SBag:  Generic

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Aw...Crap, s**t, F**k Randomly used for a variety of crappy shots, lies ect....

Driver:  Ping G15 9* with Talamonti 70x shaft
3 Wood/Hybrid:  Taylormade Rescue TP 17*
3-PW Irons:  Ping G15 Green Dot KBS 90 shafts
Gap Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTG
Sand Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTGLob Wedge:  Cleveland 588 RTGPutter:  OdysseyBall:  Bridgestone 330-RXS or 330-SBag:  Generic

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It was in Tin-Cup...but I had heard it before that movie.

Ah yes, thank you

"When I play with him, he talks to me on every green. He turns to me and says, 'You're away.' "
-Jimmy Demaret referring to Ben Hogan

In The Bag:
Driver: Cleveland HiBore XL (10.5 -conforming)3 Wood: MacGregor V-FOIL5 Wood: Mizuno MP-001Irons: Ben Hogan BH-5 (4-PW)Wedges:52 - Nike SV Tour56 - Cleve...
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"I'm not sure if that was a golf swing or a seizure"

-me


And I've always been fond of the terms "3-jack or 3-wiggle." Brief but telling.

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Driver: SQ 9.5, Graphite Stiff Shaft
3 Wood: Diablo 13 degree, Stiff Shaft
2 Hybrid: SQ 18 degree, Steel Stiff ShaftIrons: MP-30, 3-PWSW: 56* Vokey Copper spin-milledFW 52* VokeyFlat Stick Zing 2Ball: Pro V1x

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I find that a nice F Bomb usually does it, but I have always liked "That ball stopped like a dropped cat." I will also use "My ball was taking arieal photos of yours as it flew over them" when I bomb one past my playing partners.
Driver: 9.5° 905R Stiff Aldila NV 65
3 Wood: 15.° Pro Trajectory 906F4 Stiff Aldila VS Proto Blue
Hybrid: 19.0° 503 H Stiff Dynamic Gold S400
Hybrid: 21.0° Edge C.F.T. Ti Stiff Aldila NVS
Irons: 775cb 4-GW w/S300 Sand Wedge: Vokey 58° Puttter: Laguna Mid-Slant Pro PlatinumBall: ProV1Bag: Li...
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A sister in-law .. Your up there,but know you shouldn't be

holy goodness... that's great. Problem I play golf with wife's sister's husband... so we would basically be telling each other...

"Let the big dog eat!" - I don't know where this came from but my buddies and I always say this after someone blasts a long drive into the fairway.

guy in my work league was all over this one... usually followed by "Tee 'em High and Let 'em Fly"

I find that a nice F Bomb usually does it, but I have always liked "That ball stopped like a dropped cat." I will also use "My ball was taking arieal photos of yours as it flew over them" when I bomb one past my playing partners.

ariel pictures... nice

Another one I like after someone leaves a birdie or par putt short "don't forget your purse" ...simple but effective.
My Clubs: Callaway FT-i Tour LCG 9.5° w/ Matrix Ozik Xcon 6 stiff; Sonartec GS Tour 14° w/ Graphite Design Red Ice 70 stiff; Adams Idea Pro 2h(18°) & 3h(20°) w/ Aldila VS Proto 80 stiff; Adams Idea Pro Forged 4-PW w/ TT Black Gold stiff; Cleveland CG12 DSG RTG 52°-10° & 58°-10°; Odyssey...
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not so much a saying, but when my ball slices horribly out of bounds, I give it a little wave. that always gets a laugh. and to steal from U. S. Grant, when someone whiffs, say "I'm glad your exercising, but what is that little white ball for?"

driver- R580XD 9.5*
3 wood- m/speed
hybrid- cft ti 4h
irons- fp 4-gap
wedges- 54* and RAC satin 56* 12 bounceputter- 1/2 Craz-Eballs- DT Carry, e5, anything found thats is good shapeshoes-adidashome course - nothing - uh oh. perhaps pleasant view againschool...

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when you outdrive someone by a bunch..

"Hey did you know there building a Walmart out here?"
"Really, where are they gonna put it?"
"In between your ball and mine."
Sticks
driver- X460 tour 9.5 Aldila NVS 75
irons- X-forged 3-PW TT BlackGold stiff
wedges- x-tour vintage 52, 56, 60
hybrid- FT-hybrid #2 17* putter- Sophia 33" "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."_Mario Andretti
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Golf related....

When the drink girl comes by, my buddy and I always have the same routine..
(said loudly enough to embarrass her)

Hey D, shall we give her a tip?

Tip nuth'in, I'm gonna give her the whole thing!


We do this to our waitress too if she seems like they type that would enjoy it. Most are pretty fun loving.

On my tombstone: "If this is the worst thing that ever happens to me, I'm doing just fine!"






 

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A cuban... needs one more revolution

An Osama Bin Laden... just keeps going from bunker to bunker

SBS- S***ty but satisfactory

FISO- F**K I'm still out

Monster Tour 10.5* w/ Redboard 63
FP400f 14.5* w/ GD YSQ
Idea Pro 18* w/ VS Proto 80s
MP FLi-Hi 21 w/ S300
CG1 BP w/ PX 6.0 SM 54.11 SM 60.08 Sophia 33"

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