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My favorite from a buddy before hitting his ball over the water

"No sauce today baby, in the pot"

As soon as he said that, he just nipped the top and moved the ball a few inches. So he reloaded and got it on the green. I still laugh about it today
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Swing Oil = Booze

My all time favorite. I usually have some flask of whiskey in bag, when one of my friends chunks his first Tshot I grab the bottle of Jack or Jim and go. You just need to loosen up a bit, my patented Swing Oil can help with that. Then stick the bottle of booze in there hands and make sure they take a sip.
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These are all great! Didn't get through all 15 pages so I hope I don't post any repeats!

I think my all time favorite is just simply calling someone "Tommy Toughnutts" after they either fly a green, smoke a putt well past the hole, etc. Always gets a laugh.

But recently, I heard one from a coworker that actually had me in tears. He was chipping from just off of the green...should have been a nice each pitch that snuggled up close to the hole. Well he blades it and it flies the green. So instead of swearing he just screams "OBSCENITIES!!" Hysterical...
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After an what appeared to be a great drive bounced off some bumps in the fairaway and into the rough, my Irish caddy said "that was a mother in-law shot...it looked good leaving."
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Calling out "Taxi!!!" as somebody sends a putt past the cup.

When they hit it short - "Use your purse next time!", or "Does your husband golf also?".

After a big hit off the tee - "That one's gonna burn up on re-entry!".
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Alright, here goes: The funnies line that I have ever heard a guy say was "hold on guys, let me take this tampon out and hit that putt again." Its was clearly the first time he had ever said it, because his friends (all of whom I was paired up with and had never met before) broke out laughing.
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