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A cuban... needs one more revolution

Ha ha ha ha!!! World Politics!

How about this: After topping a drive, "I popped that like a Chinese cop on a Tibetan Monk!"

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dang, I didnt think it would go this long, I love it!!!

I forgot...

OB1Kanobi ..........outta bounds

Hit a house..... putt flying by the hole.

When trying to kill a drive "hit it like it owes you money!!"

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When you hit a putt and still have 5 feet or more left:

"A little poop left in that diaper!"
or,"A little chicken left on that bone!"

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Another one I found funny, I had just hit a pull hook with the driver and my buddy hollered out, "more right rudder!" as the ball went sailing in the trees, gave me a good laugh.

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When you hit a putt and still have 5 feet or more left:

On the same line...I think I sort of invented the following... After leaving a putt very short... " Well boys...looks like I need to pull my skirt down a little...because my (EXPLETIVE) is showing"

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On the same line...I think I sort of invented the following...

that's good

or the old, "nice putt Alice", after one of your partners leaves a putt short. This is some funny stuff, I am getting a good laugh reading these...sure beats reading about people getting all bent over driving distances

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"That's eagle ally"

when you hit a good shot, getting razzed by someone to make an eagle on that hole,
just something we do in our group

"Did your putter get stick in your vag?"

when you leave an important putt short

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Always laughed at the "South American putt" that came up short (one more revolution).

Had a friend I played with who would hit a nasty hook and yell "CUT!!"

The same guy would be talking while we were waiting to tee off and we were not aware that another guy in our group was getting ready to hit. The guy teeing off cleared his throat to grab our attention and my friend says "Don't worry, your swinging is not bothering my talking."

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"Don't worry, your swinging is not bothering my talking."

thats so comical

I'm not even mad, thats just hilarious

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When I hit a fat one I will refer to it as a "Weight Watcher's Drop Out."

I do have one I can't use too often as I golf with my wife's brother, father and uncles. "That one was fatter than this girl I hooked up with one drunken night in college."

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Another one I found funny, I had just hit a pull hook with the driver and my buddy hollered out, "more right rudder!" as the ball went sailing in the trees, gave me a good laugh.

I laughed so hard at this one. Now I just have to remember it.

After your buddy hits a short drive....you say "Does your husband play?".

This one is really good too. I just have to be careful since I'm the rookie. Remarks like this can come back to haunt me.

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