You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[Lihu]

When your trunk is filled with tees and used gatorade bottles. When you pay for stuff with ball markers. When you wake up from a nightmare, and it was because you couldn't stop slicing OB...

[lm1262]

Every time you walk in front of a mirror you stop and do slow swings to check the form

[MS256]

You don't go anywhere in a vehicle without your clubs and clothes suitable for golf...Just in case you pass a golf course or see a friend that wants to play.

Somebody asked me last week if I had my clubs with me and I said I ALWAYS have my clubs with me.

[Valleygolfer]

When everyone asks you how your game is when they see you...

[Big C]

When 90 percent of your gifts for birthdays or holidays are golf related paraphanelia.

[Crim]

hahahaha all of those are great and completely true.

As for this " Every time you walk in front of a mirror you stop and do slow swings to check the form"

I saw a similar comment on a different website and it made me LOL..

" There is no place unsuitable for a clubless practice swing."

[rkim291968]

Part I:

While you are standing at bus stop, you are doing air golf swings oblivious of others near by.   If fact, you do it in crowded food court, while taking a shower, standing in the rain, ...  People who know nothing about golf think you are crazy.

You call "fore" to warn others on anything.   When an old man is about to fall down on stairs, you call fore.  When someone is about to spill coffee, you call fore.   In your nightmare, you call fore.   Fore!

You turn your house into a miniature golf course.

You are the only one playing golf in your family but there are 3 bags full of golf clubs in the garage.  You never, ever put any of them on garage sale in case your son decides to pick up golf later.

You lie to your wife about how you don't spend much money on golf.

The only reason your wife is not divorcing you is b/c you leave her alone on Saturday.

Your life is miserable during winter, and is constantly thinking about moving to a place you can play golf all year around.

You scour the internet for the cheapest golf round.  Wife thinks you are checking out the porn sites.

You begin to hate ponds, sands, and wooded area.

You keep your lawn pretty short.  You make sure it is checkered.

[David L Yskes]

you notice everything golf...

As in, someone wearing a " golf " shirt by any brand, from across the room

Or you see someone wearing a hat with any brand of golf on it and you wonder what their handicap is....

You see someone else practicing their swing, and ask them what they shot today...

When at a garage sale, you notice a old used set of blades and pick them up and start swinging them..  And then look around to see if you can find some old ProV1s or any other diamonds in the rough....

[PerthLefty]

When you can recount every shot you did over your last 5 games but can't remember what you had for dinner two nights ago

[big stoke]

When 90 percent of your gifts for birthdays or holidays are golf related paraphanelia.

This

[Ernest Jones]

You have 11 putters in the basement and 9 of them are bent.

[MizunoPez]

You use your 9 iron for sexual pleasure

[David in FL]

You use your 9 iron for sexual pleasure

More likely, your wife uses your 9-iron......

[Ernest Jones]

More likely, your wife uses your 9-iron......

Keeps the grip nice and tacky. :-D

[lumpuckeroo]

You can't take your car grocery shopping, no room in the trunk

Your trunk is covered in grass clippings from your push cart

[lumpuckeroo]

You have to decide on Monday what shirts you are golfing in on the weekend so you know what you can wear to work that week.

[Nutter]

Your hands are calloused as if you're doing actual work

You're always looking for the one golfer in a group of people so you can talk about this weeks tournament

Anyone who gives you golf balls on any occasion earns brownie points they didn't plan on earning

Your wife, girlfriend, parents etc. are always complaining about the new divots in the front yard

You slam your club into the ground then immediately feel guilty and start cleaning it

Finding a new Pro V1 in the woods is your fantasy coming true

[Nutter]

...you check your pocket for change for the vending machine, all you find is a tee. (literally JUST happened)

...you head to weather.com to find a day and time that has little to no wind....then book a tee time.

let's hear um!