You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[boil3rmak3r]

Every weekday morning you snooze the 7:00 a.m. alarm clock 3 times, and finally drag your butt out of bed at 7:30. When the 6:30 a.m. alarm goes off on Saturday morning, you immediately spring out of bed and start getting ready.

[el shanko]

opening the truck door and a tee or two will fall out or a golf ball that was stashed in the door pocket or handle

Boss asks "well how many tee times do you have this week"

Wife asks the same question!

Kids mention "Dad you still playing golf you suck" LMFAO

have a bucket of balls in the front yard and back yard with a pitching wedge. also same at the ranch house.

hunting season comes around, you have both guns and clubs just in case it gets boring.

[TourSpoon]

You keep the eggs in the fridge in a range basket.

You give directions by saying, "It's a par 4 away".

You wear Foot Joy golf gloves for yard work.

Your nicest shoes are reserved for playing golf.

After a meal in a nice restaurant, you pull out a tee to pick your teeth.

[caniac6]

You have short tees for the winter when the ground is frozen.

[TourSpoon]

Your homemade back scratcher used to be your 3 iron.

On Tournament days you fly the 18th hole flag of the PGA course being played.

[TourSpoon]

You wear your golf shoes to mow the lawn for aeration purposes only.

[TourSpoon]

Your only source of current events is from the Grill Room Forum on the Sand Trap!

[boogielicious]

When you can't sleep, instead of counting sheep, you imagine every shot you will take on your next round at your favorite course.  Happy dreams!

When the recipe says to roll the meatballs into golf ball size, you are within 0.01mm of the correct diameter.

[dbuck]

Geez, I thought I had a problem because I do all the stuff mentioned above. Well, most of it, anyway. Cool, guess I am ok then. I will add one: When going for a drive through the country, you envision how every little meadow or clear spot amongst the trees would play as a golf hole.

[Ernest Jones]

When you can't sleep, instead of counting sheep, you imagine every shot you will take on your next round at your favorite course.  Happy dreams!

I do this all the time!

[RonTheSavage]

When you take days off from work to golf but as far as your wife knows, you're at work. You keep a golf grip at your desk as your "stress ball" You dont waste time with normal fitness or exercises, you only do those that may have a positive impact on your golf game.

[Moppy]

Your lawn is pocked with divots.

[TourSpoon]

When you see a baby stroller and imagine how you can retrofit it for your golf clubs.

[TourSpoon]

When you buy a bird from the pet store solely to work on your grip pressure.

[Ernest Jones]

When you buy a bird from the pet store solely to work on your grip pressure.

LMAO.

[Big C]

Every weekday morning you snooze the 7:00 a.m. alarm clock 3 times, and finally drag your butt out of bed at 7:30.

When the 6:30 a.m. alarm goes off on Saturday morning, you immediately spring out of bed and start getting ready.

Oh, that's a good one. Definitely applies to me.

[Nutter]

When the phrase "I shanked it" describes everything you do wrong

[Nutter]

When you can't sleep, instead of counting sheep, you imagine every shot you will take on your next round at your favorite course.  Happy dreams!

When the recipe says to roll the meatballs into golf ball size, you are within 0.01mm of the correct diameter.

http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2011-10/golf-saved-my-life