PGA Pro's Who Need Nicknames

[ninetwothree]

Tiger is king of the crybabies now. his demeanor is embarassing lately.

ames is known as 'teeth' or '9n8'

[TinCupTampa]

To say that "Lefty" is a good nickname for lefty is like calling a right handed person "Righty" or a golfer "Golfy". It's hardly creative.

Ummm... just in case you didnt know... Phil is right handed. So the Lefty nickname is appropriate.

[sean_miller]

Ummm... just in case you didnt know... Phil is right handed. So the Lefty nickname is appropriate.

When a post starts with "Ummm...", you know it's going to be pure gold.

[pshizz]

Zach Johnson needs a nickname...how about, THE BOSS.

[ControlJunkie]

I remember watching The Players Championship, laughing uncontrollably, calling Henrik Stenson both Dieter and Sprockets , though I was fully aware he was from Sweden, not Germany. I think I started calling him that just because he's a little eccentric .

I don't remember what tournament it was this year (maybe The Players as well???), but when Alex Cejka was paired up with Tiger in the final round of that tournament, and he was decked out in solid black in 90° heat, I kept calling him Ivan Drago . Again, yes, I know that Drago was Russian, and Cejka is German/Czech, but I remember saying "I am tough. I wear all black. I must break you! Tiger, you will lose!" I like to add my own comedy to the tournaments on Sundays

[Drewmun 247]

Couples - Freddy McChill
Love- Trips
Mickelson- C cups
Sergio-- Johnny Deep "Crybaby"
Cink- Five (cinq)
McIlroy- Celtic Tiger

[Where's the Cart Girl?]

Alex Cejka was paired up with Tiger in the final round of that tournament, and he was decked out in solid black in 90° heat, I kept calling him

He is Ivan Drago. I was walking along the fairway (outside the ropes obviously) at the Barclays this year at Liberty National in NJ. Admittedly I might have had a beer or two, but he was walking next to me inside the ropes and I figured - Eh, he looks like the kind of guy that likes to chit chat. So I asked him a few things and got little response, but the last thing I said was, "It's a nice little course they got here, huh?" He turned and said, "It's a piece of shit." and laughed at me.

If I was half the man Stallone is I would've challenged him right there to a Christmas brawl. ..............but I'm not

[uttexas]

Padraig Harrington--Happy Gilmore
Eldric Woods--Trophy Hunter
Steve Stricker--Cheese Head
Paul Casey--Bilbo Baggins
Henrik Stenson--The Swedish Chef
Lee Westwood--Sloth
Geoff Ogilvy--home perm

[Jay-Bird]

Ummm... just in case you didnt know... Phil is right handed. So the Lefty nickname is appropriate.

So, wouldn't "righty" be more appropriate?