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Few years ago, I read an article on Golf Digest regarding this topic...

in your opinion, if you have to choose one... what will be your favorite?

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3 Wood:
Orlimar Trimetal Plus 14 deg - Fujikura Prototype XIrons: Titleist 735CM (3-PW) - TT DG 300SWedges: Titleist Vokey 50 & 54 & 60Putter: Scotty Cameron Laguna Oil Can - Custom Shop Restored to Pro...
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If my wife would vow to take professional BJ lessons I might think about it.

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I thought golf was sex.
A Mixed Bag

Driver 320Ti, 10.5 R, stock graphite
Ovation 3W, Aldila 65R graphite
Dunlop DDH 5W Edge CFT Hybrid 3-iron, #3 graphite CFT irons 4 - E wedge, #3 graphite Apex Edge F wedge 60 degree LW Bobby Grace M5K putter Laddie X A3
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Tough One...

-Even though great sex just that, I think a great round of golf is more memorable.
-I play golf often enough that it effects my sex life...not vice versa.
-I have had great sex and afterward played great golf, but more often...if I shoot way low, my attitude and apprecaition of life leads to better sex.

There you have it. All the facts point to golf.

John

IN THE BAG

Driver - 905T / 8.5 / Speeder Stiff3 Wood - G5 / 13 degree / Stock X-StiffIrons - G5 / 4-PW / Stock Stiff Wedges - Vokey / 252.08, 256.14, 260.08Putter - Old School B60Ball - Pro-V1

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I've been trying to get my wife to go for a quicky on the course for years with no luck. The best I have gotten was to get her to pop her top for a quick flash.

Living in Michigan, Sex helps you get through the Winter months. In season I get to golf twice a week unless weather gets in the way. There are no garuntees on frequency with sex. Besides, with sex the course is closed one week a month.

How about all of the similarities between the two?

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Driver: 9.5° 905R Stiff Aldila NV 65
3 Wood: 15.° Pro Trajectory 906F4 Stiff Aldila VS Proto Blue
Hybrid: 19.0° 503 H Stiff Dynamic Gold S400
Hybrid: 21.0° Edge C.F.T. Ti Stiff Aldila NVS
Irons: 775cb 4-GW w/S300 Sand Wedge: Vokey 58° Puttter: Laguna Mid-Slant Pro PlatinumBall: ProV1Bag: Li...
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Hmm... lets see.

Running around chasing a ball for 4 hours with 3 other GUYS.

Or 5 minutes of fun with a woman.

I'll go with the 5 minutes multiple times in 4 hours.

Come to think of it... I think you could probably squeeze out 18 in 4 hours with her.

Equipment, Setup, Finish, Balance, and Relax. All equal in importance and all dependent on each other. They are the cornerstones of a good golf swing.

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How about all of the similarities between the two?

While the main objective of both maybe similar:

to get it in the hole , they are, however, quite dissimilar when it comes to level of enjoyment...in golf, it's obviously feels better to end with the fewest strokes taken, whereas with sex....

Currently Playing:
Driver: Custom Bang-O-Matic 460 9*, GD YS6+ Stiff
3Wood: Firesole
Hybrid: Rescue 17*
3 - PW: MX-23Wedges: Vokey: SM60.08 (OC), SM56.10 (OC), 252.08 (TC)Putter: Cameron Circa'62 No.2Ball: HXTourHome Course: MacGregor Downs CC, Cary, NC

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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

1. With golf if I get bored playing the same course, I just go get a tee time somewhere else.
2. If I do decide I like another course better I don't have to give my home course half of my possessions.
3. I control how often I play golf.
4. The golf course doesn't mind if I just play the back side.
5. It is perfectly acceptable to pay for golf.
6. There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

So there you have it looks like golf wins. Heck I have been married so long I play golf a hell of a lot more aften than I have sex anyway.

Danny    In my :ping: Hoofer Tour golf bag on my :clicgear: 8.0 Cart

Driver:   :pxg: 0311 Gen 5  X-Stiff.                        Irons:  :callaway: 4-PW APEX TCB Irons 
3 Wood: :callaway: Mavrik SZ Rogue X-Stiff                            Nippon Pro Modus 130 X-Stiff
3 Hybrid: :callaway: Mavrik Pro KBS Tour Proto X   Wedges: :vokey:  50°, 54°, 60° 
Putter: :odyssey:  2-Ball Ten Arm Lock        Ball: :titleist: ProV 1

 

 

 

 

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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

Thank you for clearing that up for me... you have shown me the light..

Driver: Taylor Made R7 425 9.5° TP Stiff
Fairway: Taylor Made V-Steel #3 w/Fujikura Rombax Stiff
Irons: Taylor Made rac LT 4-PW shaft; Rifle Flighted 6.0
Wedges: Tayor Made rac 52° 56° 60°Utility: Taylor Made Rescue TP #3 (Aldila NV Hybid 85g Stiff)Putter: Scotty...

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Lets see, golf or sex, lets look at the facts.

LOL... well done NMGolf

Currently Playing:
Driver: Custom Bang-O-Matic 460 9*, GD YS6+ Stiff
3Wood: Firesole
Hybrid: Rescue 17*
3 - PW: MX-23Wedges: Vokey: SM60.08 (OC), SM56.10 (OC), 252.08 (TC)Putter: Cameron Circa'62 No.2Ball: HXTourHome Course: MacGregor Downs CC, Cary, NC

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There is absolutely no comparison between the two activities. Both are fantastic for different reasons.

Because sex is always compared to other things that men have a strong sense of loyalty to...like beer and sports...

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Depends on what she looks like.

In My Callaway Golf Bag:

Driver: BB 454 8* Aldila nv65s
Fairway Wood: 3&5 Sport Stiff
Hybrid: Nicklaus 21* Himax4- PW: GT2 Tightlies StiffSW: 588 GunLW: 588 GunPutter: OZ T100Bite Men's Golf AC II Golf Shoe Top Flite ballGrey Goose Mini's

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The part we're leaving out - with whom?

With Anna Rawson? Sex.

With my ex-gf? Golf.

Depends, does it not?
"Hit 'em hard - they'll land somewhere." - Stewart Maiden

In the Bag:

Driver: R480, 10.5*, Graphite5 Wood: R540 XD, 17.5*, GraphiteIrons: Big Bertha 4-10 + GW, SSWedge: 56*, Chrome, SSPutter: White HotBall: HX Hot
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