The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[JasonK88S]

Originally Posted by hanalei

Grammar is important!

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

This is awesome! I cant wait until I get the chance to use this one... lol

[dak4n6]

That is not Circling Raven i love that course though i grew up in Coeur D Alene Idaho and thats all we played growing up thank you though, and i know about punctuation thank you very much though (: the course in my profile picture is Rope Rider GC where I had my US Open Qualifyer

Only a comma in the entire post. He knows, but I guess he's just opting out.

[jamo]

Only a comma in the entire post. He knows, but I guess he's just opting out.

That one comma was probably an inadvertent button press. :-)

[JasonK88S]

i love that course though growing up thats all we played though thank you very much though and i know about punctuation thank you though

[dak4n6]

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I'm having a genuine problem having my swing movement and photos. If that and in addition they just roll along the ground My spouse and i also help make big divots before and after the place that the golf basketball was. How you get this and how can one make it better ?

This one should make the all-star list. Some pretty hilarious mimicking and jokery followed this post...

[bplewis24]

Is that a thread here at TST?

[dak4n6]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Is that a thread here at TST?

Enjoy..(don't drink anything while reading this)

http://thesandtrap.com/t/63660/how-to-golf-swing-and-shot

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by dak4n6

Enjoy..(don't drink anything while reading this)

http://thesandtrap.com/t/63660/how-to-golf-swing-and-shot

I started laughing before I even clicked the link (because of the title).

Good stuff.  +1

[dak4n6]

This is not grammar or spelling related but funny nonetheless. What a great set-up line:

Keeping the blah blah blah to a minimum......Haven't swung a club in 10 years until this past July, wasn't serious before, obsessed now and play every day, hit the range everyday, hit the practice green everyday, practice swing mechanics at home and work, etc. (Yes.....my girlfriend hates me now.)

Took some lessons, high speed video and sensors.  Lots of work got me down from shooting well over 100 to the upper 80's where I am now.  Was hitting some Callaway Razr X irons, but purchased a new set of Mizuno MP58's that arrived in the mail today.  To answer your question, yes......I am totally the guy that thinks better more expensive equipment will make you play better.

The MP58's were a steal at 500 brand new on ebay(the seller has a bunch of good deals on last years Mizuno irons if anyone is looking) and knowing that I was going to buy a new set come spring anyway I purchased them.  Only thing is.......s300's on em.  7 iron for me is 150.  the Razr X's have that "uniflex" which is supposed to be regular stiff or something....but certainly more flexible than the s300.  So after having a bit of buyer's remorse I looked all over the internet to try and see what I was in for.  The conclusion i came up with last night is that the irons were out of my league and the shafts probably a little too stiff.  I don't have the fastest swing but have a very quick transition into my downswing.

If you offered me 800 million dollars and gave me 100 balls to hit one slight tiny draw with the Razr's I would fail.  While I don't think that hitting a draw is the Holy Grail of golf like some people do, everything I've worked on and watching myself on tape tells me that I should be able to hit one if I tried.  I just settled with the fact that I was a straight ball hitter with a tendency for a slight fade.

OK....cutting to the chase.  I just got back from the range where I fully expected to hit slicing, worm-burners 30 yards right of target only to be surprised by.....a slight draw?  I'm a righty by the way.

The green I was aiming at is pretty small, with a bunker to the right.  150 out so it's a perfect 7.  The bunker would still be green on pretty much any course.  before I would hit about 60% in the bunker, 20% right of the center pin, 10% at the pin, and the other 10% slice right of the bunker.

I didn't want to work on anything, I just wanted to rapid fire balls to see how the clubs were working with my swing.  I hit 120 balls in about 40 minutes and my entire shot dispersion shifted 5 yards to the left, back on target.  80% of my shot's had a slight draw, the one's that ended up a little right were slight pushes, and the one's that were right of the bunker were slices that I could feel immediately.  I expected to lose a bit of distance as the MP's have 2 degrees more loft, and it was right on the money.  Every shot just on the front edge of the green or just short.  The trajectory was just the same as well.  I expected to have a much lower flight.

Left to right dispersion was fantastic on well struck balls, but even more so was the distance.  Balls were falling at the same distance every time.  If I really tried to put a little extra on it I'd get only a few more yards, whereas with the Razr's sometimes I would hit it 150.  Sometimes 155.  Sometimes 170!

With the Razr's I couldn't get any right to left movement.  Even with foot positioning trying to promote a big hook, I would barely get a little draw towards the end.  I could certainly slice it though when I wanted.  With the MP's today, repositioning my feet just an inch would give me nice movement to the right or left which I know will come in handy on some of these courses I play.

Enough babble....I'm just excited to try these on the course tomorrow morning.

I guess my question is.........do game improvement irons hold people back at all?  Even mediocre players?  I know they're not as "workable" but can they correct a slight draw?  Did I just stumble into the perfect shaft flex/lie combination.  Or am I just insane?

[bplewis24]

I'm looking to buy a BMW in the next 3 months or so, so I've been spending some time on Bimmerforums.com.  The following is from there.  There is a lot of fail in it, but nothing gut-busting:

NO Respect For BMW Drivers, Story Time.

Another story. Is it me or do none BMW owner hate BMW owner. I'm driving by and this dodge charger with AE was like talking mad shyte about how my license plate is hung on the my front tow hook. I seriously cant stand some people stupidity. Reason why people dont hang it in the center is we dont wanna drill 2 ugly ass holes and for my 335 owners its cause it blocks the intercooler with air flow. I just drove off like i didn't hear shyte. He lucky im not talking shyte about his poser wanna be AE on a charger. Haha tryin make fun of me?

Another story. This guy driving a e46 stop his car first at a 4 way in a shopping center. So i tell him to go because i have to turn right and he got their first. There a curb next to me and a truck park right next to where im turning so i cant go unless i wanna curb rash my wheels. Plus wtf is this guy stopping his car in the middle of the street for? I tell him to go so i can turn. He gets piss cause he dosent wanna move his car. probably waiting for his BF. Seriously if your gonna park your car park it in a parking stop and dont block traffic. What an idiot. As he moves his car and i drive off he dosent have the balls to say it in my face and cusses at me. Seriously there a reason why im telling you to move your car. You think im telling you to move your car cause i wanna talk to you? and no shyte it cause i cant turn cause your blocking traffic.what an idiot. Im guessing cause he thinks be the shyte cause he just bought a e46

I would of thought this guy has respect for me since we both drive BMW but no total knucklehead. I was cool with him until he starts cussing at me cause now he cant pick his BF up on front of the store now and has to drive all around again.

Anyways, you got stories like this share them. I always have respect for people who have nice cars because i know that they work their ass of for it. Unlike this kid who thinks he on top of the world cause he bought a 8000 dollar e46 and probably put 15% down payment on which is probably like 1350. Lost all respect to that cocky kid. SMH

[Valleygolfer]

I'm looking to buy a BMW in the next 3 months or so, so I've been spending some time on Bimmerforums.com.  The following is from there.  There is a lot of fail in it, but nothing gut-busting: [QUOTE]

NO Respect For BMW Drivers, Story Time.

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Another story. Is it me or do none BMW owner hate BMW owner. I'm driving by and this dodge charger with AE was like talking mad shyte about how my license plate is hung on the my front tow hook. I seriously cant stand some people stupidity. Reason why people dont hang it in the center is we dont wanna drill 2 ugly ass holes and for my 335 owners its cause it blocks the intercooler with air flow. I just drove off like i didn't hear shyte. He lucky im not talking shyte about his poser wanna be AE on a charger. Haha tryin make fun of me? Another story. This guy driving a e46 stop his car first at a 4 way in a shopping center. So i tell him to go because i have to turn right and he got their first. There a curb next to me and a truck park right next to where im turning so i cant go unless i wanna curb rash my wheels. Plus wtf is this guy stopping his car in the middle of the street for? I tell him to go so i can turn. He gets piss cause he dosent wanna move his car. probably waiting for his BF. Seriously if your gonna park your car park it in a parking stop and dont block traffic. What an idiot. As he moves his car and i drive off he dosent have the balls to say it in my face and cusses at me. Seriously there a reason why im telling you to move your car. You think im telling you to move your car cause i wanna talk to you? and no shyte it cause i cant turn cause your blocking traffic.what an idiot. Im guessing cause he thinks be the shyte cause he just bought a e46 I would of thought this guy has respect for me since we both drive BMW but no total knucklehead. I was cool with him until he starts cussing at me cause now he cant pick his BF up on front of the store now and has to drive all around again. Anyways, you got stories like this share them. I always have respect for people who have nice cars because i know that they work their ass of for it. Unlike this kid who thinks he on top of the world cause he bought a 8000 dollar e46 and probably put 15% down payment on which is probably like 1350. Lost all respect to that cocky kid. SMH

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He talks like a Chinese buffet menu.

[dak4n6]

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NO Respect For BMW Drivers, Story Time.

Another story. Is it me or do none BMW owner hate BMW owner. I'm driving by and this dodge charger with AE was like talking mad shyte about how my license plate is hung on the my front tow hook. I seriously cant stand some people stupidity. Reason why people dont hang it in the center is we dont wanna drill 2 ugly ass holes and for my 335 owners its cause it blocks the intercooler with air flow. I just drove off like i didn't hear shyte. He lucky im not talking shyte about his poser wanna be AE on a charger. Haha tryin make fun of me?

Another story. This guy driving a e46 stop his car first at a 4 way in a shopping center. So i tell him to go because i have to turn right and he got their first. There a curb next to me and a truck park right next to where im turning so i cant go unless i wanna curb rash my wheels. Plus wtf is this guy stopping his car in the middle of the street for? I tell him to go so i can turn. He gets piss cause he dosent wanna move his car. probably waiting for his BF. Seriously if your gonna park your car park it in a parking stop and dont block traffic. What an idiot. As he moves his car and i drive off he dosent have the balls to say it in my face and cusses at me. Seriously there a reason why im telling you to move your car. You think im telling you to move your car cause i wanna talk to you? and no shyte it cause i cant turn cause your blocking traffic.what an idiot. Im guessing cause he thinks be the shyte cause he just bought a e46

I would of thought this guy has respect for me since we both drive BMW but no total knucklehead. I was cool with him until he starts cussing at me cause now he cant pick his BF up on front of the store now and has to drive all around again.

Anyways, you got stories like this share them. I always have respect for people who have nice cars because i know that they work their ass of for it. Unlike this kid who thinks he on top of the world cause he bought a 8000 dollar e46 and probably put 15% down payment on which is probably like 1350. Lost all respect to that cocky kid. SMH

That's the best part right there...

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by dak4n6

That's the best part right there...

I kinda wanted to respond to the last sentence of the first paragraph ("haha tryin make fun of me") saying, "it probably wouldn't be too hard ."

[bplewis24]

A series of comments from an [apparently] new poster I found on an article at AndroidCentral.com: http://www.androidcentral.com/tapatalk-hd-hits-google-play-store-beta

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• ashraf soliman says:

I like your websight

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• ashraf soliman says:

I fail that ican found what i hop her

[Valleygolfer]

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Originally Posted by bplewis24

A series of comments from an [apparently] new poster I found on an article at AndroidCentral.com: http://www.androidcentral.com/tapatalk-hd-hits-google-play-store-beta

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• ashraf soliman says:

I like your websight

Quote:

• ashraf soliman says:

I fail that ican found what i hop her

I like your disclaimer on this one bple....comments wouldn't want to be misconstrued from a porn site...lol

[dak4n6]

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• ashraf soliman says:

I like your websight

Quote:

• ashraf soliman says:

I fail that ican found what i hop her

A subsequent poster gave poor ashraf a link to an article describing how garbled or unintelligible texts or posts can be a sign of stroke or other neurological disorders:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/12/26/dystextia-garbled-text-messages-could-be-sign-of-stroke/

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Valleygolfer

I like your disclaimer on this one bple....comments wouldn't want to be misconstrued from a porn site...lol

Ha!  All the more reason to include links from now on

Originally Posted by dak4n6

A subsequent poster gave poor ashraf a link to an article describing how garbled or unintelligible texts or posts can be a sign of stroke or other neurological disorders:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/12/26/dystextia-garbled-text-messages-could-be-sign-of-stroke/

lol

[Valleygolfer]

Originally Posted by bplewis24

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Originally Posted by Valleygolfer

I like your disclaimer on this one bple....comments wouldn't want to be misconstrued from a porn site...lol

Ha!  All the more reason to include links from now on

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Originally Posted by dak4n6

A subsequent poster gave poor ashraf a link to an article describing how garbled or unintelligible texts or posts can be a sign of stroke or other neurological disorders:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/12/26/dystextia-garbled-text-messages-could-be-sign-of-stroke/

lol

I second that lol