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MAN o MAN lol at these threads

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What an absolute shame it is to see so many people frustrated. And the sad thing is, the people who are trying to help are clueless too lol. UNBELIEVABLE....I said I was gonna hit 500 balls a day everyday....until I could hit the ball DEAD STRAIGHT, That was what? a couple of months ago? Guess what....STOP COPYING BEN HOGANS SWING. Want to know what hogans swing is? Its a guaranteed moneymaker for golf instructors. Why? Because at age 70 Ben Hogan said he never got the perfect swing, he said he came close but didn't get it. YOU are trying to copy something that is not perfect.

Keep shelling out your cash and listening to all the guys patting you on the back saying, o boy I cant believe how much improvement I am seeing in you. LOL. In two months I went from not picking a golf club in 20 years to hitting the ball STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW every shot. It's absolutely ridiculous and I laugh at all the fools at the driving range who have played for 20 years and still hit unwanted fades, slices, draws and hooks. The ONLY time I hit one of those is when I want to

Ever see a little kid who just started walking try to run? THEY FALL FLAT ON THEIR FACE. just like you everyday.

Hitting a golf ball straight is so F'N easy its stupid, but Me, just like you, started learning how to hit all wrong. Trying to copy Ben Hogan, WRONG WRONG WRONG.

I played 18 holes the other day for the first time since I started my goal, 18 drives landed dead center in the fairway. Teeing off on a 2-iron shot, 225 dead center just for fun. Taylor made Burner 5 wood, Dead center, Jack Nicklaus Golden bear driver, DEAD CENTER

Cousin(playing ten years) Uncle(playing 25 years).....always a crapshoot, slice, in the woods, hook, skull, and thats exactly what you do too.

Before I hated going to the driving range, what a waste of money and effort only to FAIL. Now I love it. I go there in workboots and filthy jeans and a hooded sweatshirt, just to shove it up peoples azzes. I watch em', eait for the guy who thinks his shiat don't stink to start swinging, then I go hammer 2 irons off the mat dead straight out to 225 lol in your face you BEN HOGAN wannabe, and the sad thing is, he doesn't even know that his technique is absolutely incorrect just like yours lmfao

Oh, and by the way, keep right on HOPING and FEARING every time you get ready to swing, cus thats all you have and thats all you will every have if you keep chasing Hogan. PERIOD.

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Originally Posted by Mikeod5785

I watch em', eait for the guy who thinks his shiat don't stink......

This coming from a guy who obviously thinks his smells like cherries...


Oh, and for a 1 handicapper, you are awfully bad at hitting greens on Par 3s................. Suggests that you really are the shit.... except, you're the one that stinks.

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Originally Posted by Stewie007

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Originally Posted by Mikeod5785

I watch em', eait for the guy who thinks his shiat don't stink......

This coming from a guy who obviously thinks his smells like cherries...

Oh, and for a 1 handicapper, you are awfully bad at hitting greens on Par 3s................. Suggests that you really are the shit.... except, you're the one that stinks.

He was playing from the Ultra Mega Championship Tees of the Gods where the par 3s are all > 250 yards. Don't forget he's only hiting those perfectly straight 2-irons 225 yards!!

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Originally Posted by Mikeod5785

In two months I went from not picking a golf club in 20 years to hitting the ball STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW every shot.

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Yeah, I can see that now that you "mention" it.... But the context is kind of meshed together in a way that its hard to tell when the sarcasm ends and the criticism of the "sarcastically represented figure" begins.....

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LOL, I found his swing on his Youtube Channel.

So you're claiming to be a one-handicap, huh? Good one.

Thanks for the early April Fool's Day joke.

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Originally Posted by sean_miller

He was playing from the Ultra Mega Championship Tees of the Gods where the par 3s are all > 250 yards. Don't forget he's only hiting those perfectly straight 2-irons 225 yards!!

He's playing on one of those new fancy courses with "18 fairways" but now that I have seen that gorgeous swing, I have nothing else to say.  I am soooooo jealous I cannot put it into words.

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I think he might have been overcome by exhaust fumes.

Originally Posted by JetFan1983

LOL, I found his swing on his Youtube Channel.

So you're claiming to be a one-handicap, huh? Good one.

Thanks for the early April Fool's Day joke.

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1 handicap, I don't think so. Not with that swing...

Even if by some miracle you carry a 1 HCP with that swing, what's the point of being a jerk to others who aren't?

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thats the old swing fools, hilarious how you guys think you are good when you really ****in suck as the golf swing, you think its about hip swing and shoulder, etc,,, what a huge mistake you are making lmfao you're a bunch of ****in clowns

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You have an alarming amount of hostility for no apparent reason. Care to post a video of your new super amazing revolutionary golf swing that's going to change golf forever?

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You have an alarming amount of hostility for no apparent reason. Care to post a video of your new super amazing revolutionary golf swing that's going to change golf forever?

Dude is drunk posting. There is no such video.

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Originally Posted by Mikeod5785

18 drives landed dead center in the fairway.

Teeing off on a 2-iron shot, 225 dead center just for fun.

18 of your 40 tee shots in a round hit the fairway? Great. I'm sure you need driver for all the par 3s because you played them from the 100y markers on the hole before like a pro.

2 iron goes 225? That's so good for a special person. I'd smoke it by you with a 1 iron, because I'm so much more hardcore than you that I can hit the old butter knife. Just for fun. By the way 225 is really not much to brag about. Jim Furyk could hit a 2 iron 225 and get more roll if he carried one.

Enjoy your ban, I'd bet you need the time to work on your swing, as well as your trolling judging by what I'm seeing.

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His technique was right, FOR HIM. Go tell that to him and his victories and major's. If your hitting it straight 100% of the time, i'll surely see your name up on the leader boards here soon wont I.

What i see in that post it, someone who has tried everything they can in golf, and has given up. I see a person who has nothing left but to condemn the system that has failed him. Who comes up with dellusional claims, to demean a system that can work if correctly applied. What i see is a loser who gets off by wasting his time and ours.

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Originally Posted by LuciusWooding

18 of your 40 tee shots in a round hit the fairway? Great. I'm sure you need driver for all the par 3s because you played them from the 100y markers on the hole before like a pro.

2 iron goes 225? That's so good for a special person. I'd smoke it by you with a 1 iron, because I'm so much more hardcore than you that I can hit the old butter knife. Just for fun. By the way 225 is really not much to brag about. Jim Furyk could hit a 2 iron 225 and get more roll if he carried one.

Enjoy your ban, I'd bet you need the time to work on your swing, as well as your trolling judging by what I'm seeing.

Ban? really? what for?

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LOL look at all the pissed off people, lol don't worry about it people and stop getting pissy, that's a old video and blahblahblah, it's not your fault your ignorant about how to consistently hit the golf ball straight as an arrow, its just that you never taught yourselves the basics, stop putting too much thought into the swing, thats your problem, and thats a big paycheck for instructors.

Keep shellin out your dough keep GUESSING at what you're doing wrong....."well, maybe if I do this I can cure my slice lmao" not gonna ever happen until you learn the right way. And YES it is ridiculously easy to do.

And to the guy blabbin about the 2 iron shots lmfao, those two iron shots keep on landing  in a 15 yard circle out at 225, you don't have a snowballs chance in hell of repeating that. LOL NOT A CHANCE IN HELL

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