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The man that taught Miley how to twerk.

I just threw up.

Nate

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When he wins, he also ties himself for 2nd and 3rd.

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He once pulled a shot 2" left of the cup from 250 yards

WINNER !!   Literally LOL'd - nice work

John

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WINNER !!   Literally LOL'd - nice work


Thank you, What did I win?

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He beat kim Jung ills record of 18 hole in ones...left handed.

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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

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I'm going to close the contest for submissions at the end of the day on Sunday, so if you'd still like to be consisted, get your one-liners in! (I'll still leave the thread open in case anyone has a stroke of genius and needs to write theirs down.)

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He can hit a 1-iron.

Craig
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Driver: :callaway: Razr Fit 10.5°  
5 Wood: :tmade: Burner  
Hybrid: :cobra: Baffler DWS 20°
Irons: :ping: G400 
Wedge: :ping: Glide 2.0 54° ES grind 
Putter: :heavyputter:  midweight CX2
:aimpoint:,  :bushnell: Tour V4

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I don't always bring a bottle of wine to the range, but when I don't I bring two.

Stay thirsty my friends.

I stand by my one and only submission.

I dolled it up a bit...

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Ok, here goes: Jimenez is such a good golfer and cool guy that sometimes he wins golf tournaments! And did I mention he's really cool? Ok, so what's my prize????
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Ok, here goes:

Jimenez is such a good golfer and cool guy that sometimes he wins golf tournaments! And did I mention he's really cool?

Ok, so what's my prize????

Lol, sounds like Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney. :-P

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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He's the one who made the Initials "MJ" famous, not that "other" guy.

He once shanked and that was it.

He made bogey and they cancelled the tournament

Rich C.

Driver Titleist 915 D3  9.5*
3 Wood TM RBZ stage 2 tour  14.5*
2 Hybrid Cobra baffler 17*
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Putter Scotty Cameron square back 2014
Ball Srixon Zstar optic yellow
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He once shanked and that was it.

Lol, nice one!

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Lol, sounds like Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney. :-P

You remember, you remember, you remember that one time ... When you were in the Beatles?? That was awesome!!!!!

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Not a oneliner but I copy pasted this from Wikipedia:

definitions: Hole in one

In golf , a hole in one or hole-in-one (also known as an JM , mostly in American English ) is when a player hits the ball directly from the tee into the cup with one shot. (It is not necessary that the ball go directly into the cup. It may hit other objects, or the ground, on its way, altough Miguel Angel Jimenez does this all the time ) This is most possible on a par 3 hole. Longer hitters (often called JM) have accomplished this feat on shorter par 4 holes. Nearly all par 4 and par 5 holes are too long for golfers to reach in a single shot (except for Miguel Angel Jimenez ; a hole in two on a par five (or a hole in one on a par 4) is known as an albatross or double eagle (or JM), and is significantly rarer than a hole in one on a par 3 (except for Miguel Angel Jimenez) . [1]

Holes in one are extremely rare, and while it depends largely on the golfer's skill, there is often also a great element of luck involved (not for Miguel Angel Jimenez) , although skill definitely increases the probability (look at Miguel Angel Jimenez) . [2] It is traditional for a player who has scored a hole in one to buy a round of drinks for everyone at the clubhouse bar.(except when Miguel Angel Jimenez does it, the tradition is that all the people who was playing golf the same day around the world, gather for a party the same evening, sponsored by the female spectators that particular day) [3]

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