Seinfeld fans? Let's start a quote thread...

[TourSpoon]

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

George, Elaine, and Jerry in the Hamptons

[sonicblue]

"Sheeee's INTO it! And she talked to the roomate, and the roommate's into it, too."

"Do you ever just get down on your knees, and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

"I'm not going to do it!"

"ARE YOU CRAZY???! This is like discovering plutonium....BY ACCIDENT!"

[lamebums]

Not necessarily a quote, but...

The time Kramer gets to clean up a mile of the freeway, he paints over the white lines, turning 4 lanes into two. Elaine is hauling some garbage and a sewing machine falls out. Kramer is out there with a big can of paint thinner, which he drops and it spills out onto the freeway. Enter Newman, driving his mail truck, loaded to the brim with fish. He nails the sewing machine... a minute later he runs into the paint thinner, sparks still flying.

[Hackey Hackerson]

It was the cat....THE CAT had the fungus !!!

[nykfan4life]

elaine: doncha just hate people?
jerry: they're the worst

[gotgolf?]

Has anyone tried Al Yeganeh's (the real Soup Nazi) soup?

http://money.cnn.com/2007/09/13/smbu...ion=2007091313

[pjsnyc]

Has anyone tried Al Yeganeh's (the real Soup Nazi) soup?

I've been to the SoupMan on the Upper East Side of Manhattan...pricey but goooooooooooooooooood

Here's a quote for ya! CANT-STAND-YA! (costanza)

[Matt P]

"Getting pretty hot under these lights eh Seinfeld?"

[pjsnyc]

George: I mentioned how I liked horse manure.

Jerry: You did?

George: Yeah.

Jerry: Yeah. You said you liked horse manure.

George: Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “nure,” with a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad.

[samsquanch]

^^^haha that was good


Jerry: "She had Man Hands "

[lamebums]

George : She's bald!

[NM Golf]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

[gulfsidebo]

Holy cow!

[Xbmchs12X]

Soup Natzi- "No Soup for you" haha best seinfeld episode ever =O

[nykfan4life]

Soup Natzi- "No Soup for you" haha best seinfeld episode ever =O

elaine: you look like al pacino.. you know, raging bull Soup Nazi: No Soup For You!

[beisenhauer]

This is a little long, but I love George's entire closing speech from "The Marine Biologist," from which comes the line that started this thread. And no, I don't have it memorized; I had to get out the DVD.

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell 'ya, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella." And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him, face-to-face with the blow hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around and pulled out the obstruction. [shows the golf ball]

Kramer: Well, is it a Titleist? A hole-in-one, eh?

Jerry: The crowd must have gone wild.

George: Oh, yes, yes. Yes, Jerry, they were all over me. It was like Rocky One. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment that I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist.

Jerry: Wow, what'd she say?

George: Told me to, "Go to Hell!" and I took the bus home.

[buggyman]

I like every episode and watch it several times a day and still love them.

I like the one where George stops having sex, and so does Elaine.
George gets smarter: "what an interesting turn of events"

and Elaine gets stupid. She stands out front clapping at the spinning tires, and the 4 letter word for whinny the ----


"POOH" as she laughs.


also the horse one with Kramer feeding him too much beef a reno

RUSTY.....

[pjsnyc]

JERRY: Kramer, what the hell is going on in there?

KRAMER: It's a poker game... And I'm kickin' some serious butt!

JERRY: Are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS walk tomorrow!

VOICE FROM POKER GAME: Hey, Kramer - are you in?

KRAMER: Oh, you gotta be kiddin'! You see those two ladies I got showin'? Do theyy look scared?!?!?