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Originally Posted by inthehole

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... you don't know who Michael Breed, David Feherty, Lauren Thompson, or Martin Hall are ...

You got me.. or I'm going to call bs on this one!

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What on earth, in ur mind,  is wrong with a ball retriever?  Man, i can collect a dozen beauties from the pond, if i have time.  Usually the Marshall is pushing too hard to keep moving to permit  me to go fishing.

Well, i totally DISAGREE with U.

And i always carry a big UMBRELLA. That 'wrong' too?

I'm sorry to say . .but yes, the big umbrella puts you further in the wrong.  If you use it to keep the sun off you . . .that's at least 3 times as bad.

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You are not a real golfer if you have to share my umbrella when it rains!

Tom R.

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You are not a real golfer if you yell and scream when you make a birdie/eagle or chip in/hole out from a bunker/fairway.

A high five is OK for something exceptional but no need for anything vocal that players not in your group will hear.

Don't start me on "eagles" on 400 yard par 5s or 240 yard par 4s.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 

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You are not a real golfer if you yell and scream when you make a birdie/eagle or chip in/hole out from a bunker/fairway. A high five is OK for something exceptional but no need for anything vocal that players not in your group will hear. Don't start me on "eagles" on 400 yard par 5s or 240 yard par 4s.

What if it's uphill? You're not a real golfer if you leave your wedge by the side of the green. Amateur move. Sure buddy I saw your wedge, it was right by the green back there in the same spot it's still at. You have to always borrow another club from somebody's bag. Oh you want to use my 4 hybrid again? Well why the hell do you have a 4 iron in your bag then? (This does not count as far as trying out friends new toys) More serious, you don't rake bunkers, fill divots or fix ball marks. Seriously just quit playing golf.

James

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Apparently I'm a non-golfer...

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If you ask, "What did you shoot on that hole?" or say "I shot 5 there".

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... you don't know who Michael Breed, David Feherty, Lauren Thompson, or Martin Hall are ...

I don't know about that one. Why aren't you a golfer because you don't watch The Golf Channel?

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Bill

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If you prefer the range, to an actual round of golf.....

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw

Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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I have a ball retriever. Extends to 25 feet! You're not a real golfer if you step on my line.

Driver.......Ping K15 9.5* stiff 3 wood.....Ping K15 16* stiff 5 wood.....Ping K15 19* stiff 4 Hybrid...Cleveland Gliderail 23* stiff 5 - PW......Pinhawk SL GW...........Tommy Armour 52* SW...........Tommy Armour 56* LW...........Tommy Armour 60* FW...........Diamond Tour 68* Putter.......Golfsmith Dyna Mite Ball..........Volvik Vista iV Green Bag..........Bennington Quiet Organizer Shoes.... ..Crocs

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Your not a real golfer if ,... You have to count all your shots after you've putted out, You mark your scorecard whilst stood on the green, Leave your bag a mile from where you need it! you don't let me play through!

Gaz Lee

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Nice idea for a thread @BuckeyeNut .

...if having the newest equipment is more important than being able to actually use it.

Scott

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If your wife even ASKS what you want to do on Fathers Day weekend!
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In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw

Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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If your wife even ASKS what you want to do on Fathers Day weekend!

Ha! Wifey asked what I want for Christmas this year. I told her I want to go play Pasatiempo in Monterrey with my buddy Darren. She asked "so you want to take a family trip to Monterrey?" Umm, no. (She's not a golfer.)

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Kevin

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