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I am calling you out as a non-golfer IF.........................

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Originally Posted by inthehole

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... you don't know who Michael Breed, David Feherty, Lauren Thompson, or Martin Hall are ...

You got me.. or I'm going to call bs on this one!

It's the only reason I get cable TV ... The Golf Channel !      I went into a state of deep depression when Holly Sonders left TGC ... its been a couple months now and it's only recently I can muster the strength to get out of bed in the morning

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What on earth, in ur mind,  is wrong with a ball retriever?  Man, i can collect a dozen beauties from the pond, if i have time.  Usually the Marshall is pushing too hard to keep moving to permit  me to go fishing.

Well, i totally DISAGREE with U.

And i always carry a big UMBRELLA. That 'wrong' too?

I'm sorry to say . .but yes, the big umbrella puts you further in the wrong.  If you use it to keep the sun off you . . .that's at least 3 times as bad.

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You are not a real golfer if you yell and scream when you make a birdie/eagle or chip in/hole out from a bunker/fairway.

A high five is OK for something exceptional but no need for anything vocal that players not in your group will hear.

Don't start me on "eagles" on 400 yard par 5s or 240 yard par 4s.

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You are not a real golfer if you yell and scream when you make a birdie/eagle or chip in/hole out from a bunker/fairway. A high five is OK for something exceptional but no need for anything vocal that players not in your group will hear. Don't start me on "eagles" on 400 yard par 5s or 240 yard par 4s.

What if it's uphill? You're not a real golfer if you leave your wedge by the side of the green. Amateur move. Sure buddy I saw your wedge, it was right by the green back there in the same spot it's still at. You have to always borrow another club from somebody's bag. Oh you want to use my 4 hybrid again? Well why the hell do you have a 4 iron in your bag then? (This does not count as far as trying out friends new toys) More serious, you don't rake bunkers, fill divots or fix ball marks. Seriously just quit playing golf.

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If you ask, "What did you shoot on that hole?" or say "I shot 5 there".

One of my work buddies in our scramble on Friday after a hole: "how many hits did we have?"

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I sometimes grab a hot dog and chips or something like that at the turn but I wouldn't go much past that.

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... you don't know who Michael Breed, David Feherty, Lauren Thompson, or Martin Hall are ...

I don't know about that one. Why aren't you a golfer because you don't watch The Golf Channel?

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Your not a real golfer if ,... You have to count all your shots after you've putted out, You mark your scorecard whilst stood on the green, Leave your bag a mile from where you need it! you don't let me play through!

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If your wife even ASKS what you want to do on Fathers Day weekend!

Ha! Wifey asked what I want for Christmas this year. I told her I want to go play Pasatiempo in Monterrey with my buddy Darren. She asked "so you want to take a family trip to Monterrey?" Umm, no. (She's not a golfer.)

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After reading this strict list. I'm happy and proud to call myself a non-golfer. I'm just trying to have a good time out there.

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