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I am calling you out as a non-golfer IF.........................

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Slice of Life Great Member

Slice of Life

You have to count all your shots after you've putted out,

Have to argue with this one...I take great exception lol

Multiple duffs and penalty strokes for a 14 can require a recount :beer:

(If you mean having to count for double bogey or less...I agree)

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The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Phil McGleno
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You are making a real ass of yourself lately. You are a non-golfer if you can not treat fellow golfers with the respect due to them, regardless of their score or the CR of the course on which they sh

David in FL
David in FL

Not me! A golf ball with a demonstrated affinity for the water has a horrible character flaw that cannot be changed.  It should never be trusted again!

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If you only go out when it's sunny and in the 70's.

David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Have to argue with this one...I take great exception lol

Multiple duffs and penalty strokes for a 14 can require a recount

(If you mean having to count for double bogey or less...I agree)

I'm gonna agree with you here!  A real golfer counts 'em all.......even if it takes awhile to do so! :beer:

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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scorpion12 Well Established Member

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I guess I'm not a real golfer... even though I try to rake bunkers and fix ball marks, and cringe every time my buddy drives the cart in the wrong spot, and I don't step on putt lines... but there are times when I drop a stroke on a hole and don't count it... normally it's because I've already reached double par and I figure it's already been bad enough, why make me feel worse. But then I guilt myself into counting that stroke when my round is over because I'm only cheating myself.

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mcanadiens

Us high handicappers sometimes need to take the shoes off to count all the strokes. Real golfers, yes. Real bad golfer, yeah.

Don't do it on the green however. I try to do the advanced math on the way to the next tee.

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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

Your not a golfer if... [quote name="Slice of Life" url="/t/77399/i-am-calling-you-out-as-a-non-golfer-if/30#post_1060717"] Have to argue with this one...I take great exception lol Multiple duffs and penalty strokes for a 14 can require a recount :beer: [/quote]

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Us high handicappers sometimes need to take the shoes off to count all the strokes. Real golfers, yes. Real bad golfer, yeah.

Don't do it on the green however. I try to do the advanced math on the way to the next tee.

Great point......all real golfers are not necessarily good golfers.  And all good golfers, aren't necessarily real golfers. ;-)

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In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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saevel25 Incredible Member

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These statements should be made into a poll so we can get a percentage of who much of a non-golfer we all are. ;-)

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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

Great point......all real golfers are not necessarily good golfers.  And all good golfers, aren't necessarily real golfers.   ;-)

True! I would define a "real" golfer to be someone who knows and displays the correct etiquette! And therefore... I'm almost a real a golfer!

Gaz Lee

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Slice of Life Great Member

Slice of Life

Your not a golfer if...

Hey, you're not a golfer if you haven't gotten a double digit score on a par 4 before...

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IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Hey, you're not a golfer if you haven't gotten a double digit score on a par 4 before...

I made a 12 on a par-3 once......with NO PENALTY STROKES! :doh:

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In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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davechen Dedicated Member

davechen

You carry your golf bag on your shoulder with the clubs pointing backward.

I was looking a Jones Sports bags.  They're bringing back the old-style, traditional carry bags.  But the product video shows a guy walking down the fairway carrying his back with the club heads going backwards.  So maybe it's not so wrong?

Anyways, my Jones Sports stand bag has been great.  I've had it for over 20 years now.  It still works fine except that the bottom pockets are falling off.  I was thinking about getting another one to replace it, but they only offer single strap bags.  I don't think I want to be that traditional.  Two straps makes carrying so much easier.

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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

Hey, you're not a golfer if you haven't gotten a double digit score on a par 4 before...

I can assure you I have, more than a few times, although not for a while now, thank goodness! A 7 makes my blood boil nowadays, a think a 10 would put me in hospital!

Gaz Lee

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

Golfingdad

not so serious - if you putt with your glove on.  ugh.  looks doofish.

serious - if you dont fix your ball marks.  i hate you.  die.

Disagree.  It's bad enough that I have to putt over the guys ball mark ... now you're telling me I'm going to have to chip over his body?!?!?!

BTW, is there a single member of this thread that is a golfer anymore??  I would put good money on that answer being no.

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David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Disagree.  It's bad enough that I have to putt over the guys ball mark ... now you're telling me I'm going to have to chip over his body?!?!?!

BTW, is there a single member of this thread that is a golfer anymore??  I would put good money on that answer being no.

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I think I still am.....

.....but then, those that have seen my swing know otherwise! :8)

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

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