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Tiger Woods to Open a Restaurant (The Woods Jupiter)

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From the Golf Channel.  Some of them are pretty harsh.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/what-call-woods-signature-sandwich

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Henrik Stenson - Some kind of sandwich you can only eat by snapping it in half.

Ricky Fowler - Salmon w/orange sauce, carrots and yams (all orange)

Sergio Garcia - Tapas and paella, but 1/4 the serving (always just a bit short)

Adam Scott - Surf and turf, but you must eat along with three gorgeous women.

Matt Kutchar - Sandwich that uses flatbread, flat fries and flat veggies.

Patrick Reed - Burgers and fries but you must finish all of it, because he's the best.

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Full Montie was a good one.

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nevets88

I can't think of any restaurant or food products I'd buy with a celebrity name on because it's good. Wait, I do like Paul Newman's lemon juice. That's it.

I actually used to really like the Tiger Gatorade. Their yellow flavor was better than the regular Gatorade lemon-lime.

DUDE! That was the best flavor of G ever. I used to live off that when I played hoops. We need to start a petition to get them to bring it back under a different name.


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I see no one's mentioned this... It's going to be named The Woods Juipiter: blah blah blah... does anyone else think that they're planning on opening more than one? Like The Woods Memphis... The Woods Los Angeles, The Woods Manhattan...

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The Woods Saturn, The Woods Uranus.

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The Woods Denver would be cool. lol

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Patrick Reed - Burgers and fries but you must finish all of it, because he's the best.

It's like one of those "pick 2" things at Panera, but you get to pick 5.

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Tiger's restaurant opens next Monday.

https://www.facebook.com/Tiger/posts/10156000364545121

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/hungry-woods-new-restaurant-opens-monday/

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He announced on social media Tuesday night – with delicious-looking photos of a caprese salad and glazed lamb chops, of course – that his new restaurant, The Woods Jupiter, will open for business Aug. 10.

That just so happens to be the start of PGA Championship week, so it’ll be interesting to see whether Woods arrives late to Kohler, Wis., or if he simply hosts a few grand-opening events this weekend in anticipation of Monday’s big day.

The Palm Beach Post reported that Woods’ 5,900-square-foot restaurant will open in a new $150 million entertainment center in South Florida. Oh, and they’re hiring, in case you ever wanted to work for one of the greatest golfers of all-time.

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The Woods.

Pretty clever name. It matches his last name AND where he hits his 2nd shots from.


Also matches his initials...

overly clever.

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The Woods.

Pretty clever name. It matches his last name AND where he hits his 2nd shots from.

:-P:-D:beer:

Well done. lol

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Henrik Stenson - Some kind of sandwich you can only eat by snapping it in half.

Ricky Fowler - Salmon w/orange sauce, carrots and yams (all orange)

Sergio Garcia - Tapas and paella, but 1/4 the serving (always just a bit short)

Adam Scott - Surf and turf, but you must eat along with three gorgeous women.

Matt Kutchar - Sandwich that uses flatbread, flat fries and flat veggies.

Patrick Reed - Burgers and fries but you must finish all of it, because he's the best.

I'll have an Adam Scott please. Do i also get fries with that?

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Henrik Stenson - Some kind of sandwich you can only eat by snapping it in half.

Ricky Fowler - Salmon w/orange sauce, carrots and yams (all orange)

Sergio Garcia - Tapas and paella, but 1/4 the serving (always just a bit short)

Adam Scott - Surf and turf, but you must eat along with three gorgeous women.

Matt Kutchar - Sandwich that uses flatbread, flat fries and flat veggies.

Patrick Reed - Burgers and fries but you must finish all of it, because he's the best.

Stevie Williams - Liver and onions with broccoli  - cause no one likes liver

The Rory - Same as The Woods Filet, only smaller

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Henrik Stenson - Some kind of sandwich you can only eat by snapping it in half. Ricky Fowler - Salmon w/orange sauce, carrots and yams (all orange) Sergio Garcia - Tapas and paella, but 1/4 the serving (always just a bit short) Adam Scott - Surf and turf, but you must eat along with three gorgeous women. Matt Kutchar - Sandwich that uses flatbread, flat fries and flat veggies. Patrick Reed - Burgers and fries but you must finish all of it, because he's the best.

Hank Haney - (dessert menu). A Popsicle, but before you can eat it the waiter takes it away from you Brandel Chamblee - steak that is not cooked anywhere near how you ordered it Dan Jenkins - Tiger takes a dump on your plate.

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Hank Haney - (dessert menu). A Popsicle, but before you can eat it the waiter takes it away from you

Dan Jenkins - Tiger takes a dump on your plate.

:-$

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