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My course is ok for a quick number one amongst the trees, but theres no hope if a sit down is required. We don't have any toilets in the course. So I end up playing most the round with a dash to the clubhouse at the end! Very off putting haha.

 

I played in Spain a few week ago and they had toilets dotted around but over there I was more concerned about loosing places to the groups behind so didn't use it.

when nature calls are we to take toilet roll and venture into the woods haha?

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If you do find the need to do #2 on the course somewhere other than a bathroom...always borrow your friend's towel.  Never use your own. :-D

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If I haven't cleared the old intestines way earlier in the morning, it means a sick day for me.

I suppose stuff gets a bit tougher there as you get older. 

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If I haven't cleared the old intestines way earlier in the morning, it means a sick day for me.

I suppose stuff gets a bit tougher there as you get older. 

Psyllium Husks -- put a tablespoon in your oatmeal in the morning, or dissolve in water and drink quickly.

Helps clear you out smoothly each morning, and reduces cholesterol

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I've been in this unfortunate situation a few times over the years.  Highly recommend FJ rain gloves as the wiping implement.  Silky smooth, velvety even.  If I were wealthy, I'd have a stack of em in each of my bathrooms at home.;-)

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I always keep a travel size pack of Cottonelle wet wipes in my bag. And not to be too TMI, I also carry a roll of the scented pet pick-up bags for the wipes and toss them out at the next trash can. If you don't want to go that far, make sure the wipes are the flushable variety, they have a better chance of being biodegradable and somewhat healthier for the environment.   

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IMO.....if you have to take a dump during a round, I might call you out for being a non-golfer for not being prepared!!  LOL

With that said, I play "dawn patrol" golf and sometimes I am unable to take care of "Morning Business" before a 630am tee time!!   Sometimes the need is delayed and I can't do it before the first tee!!  On these days.....Uh oh...anything is possible!

Luckily....we have facilities on each 9 at the midway point, so this isn't a huge issue.

 

  

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IMO.....if you have to take a dump during a round, I might call you out for being a non-golfer for not being prepared!!  LOL 

 If only we could all be as cool as you. Sorry-You do not get to decide who is a golfer and who is not.

Nice avatar. Not. I am reporting it. Because if you have an avatar that is offensive to women and children you are not a golfer.-Yeah that is as lame as I thought it would be.

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I second the wet wipes. When my kids were young I would take a few and keep them in a ziplock bag.
I also keep a few tums, to combat the stomach pains if I have to hold it too long.
I also bring gum, to chomp on to take my mind off of you know what.

My home course has a bathroom at the bar which is by the 1st hole. And a porta-potty by the 10th hole, which is located 1/2 mile from the 1st.

Luckily there are lots of trees. 
Luckily never had to go 2!

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