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Lets see if i can keep this at least PG-13 :ninja:

 

Driver- "oh god" because I cant hit it very well

3W,4H- "Hot heads" because the head socks never come off

3i- "occasionally" because I occasionally use it well

5i- "neverland" because I sky the ball everytime

6i- "Sweet Jesus" because it saves me most of the time

7i- "ouch" because I hit my ball into my face off of a tree in my first full 18 round

8i- "shovel" because I typically leave pretty big divots with it

9i- "the mistress" because I cheat on my wedges with it

PW- "topical" because I top the ball alot

SW- Dubbed "get wet" by a friend after I used it to chip out of water and into the hole for a bogey in my best round ever

Putter- "get lucky" because I need all the luck I can get on the green. 

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Only ever gave a name to one club. It was an experimental oversize Persimmon I had made. Named it "Concorde" (as in "Monty Python and The Holy Grail", NOT the plane). Sadly my Concorde DID die in vain... After a few months the head cracked at the hosel and could not be repaired.

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Driver: Titleist TSi3 | 15º 3-Wood: Ping G410 | 17º 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 | 19º 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo | 54º SW, 60º LW: Titleist Vokey SM8 | Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

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Some days, for the driver - Hit or miss, You got me!, The Riddler.

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Driver (I just named it) - Hamlet - "To be or not to be.... not to be."

3W - "Rollerball" - because that's what it does

4i - Bullet

5i - Knock Down

6i - Magic Man

7i - Told ya - what I usually say when some one tells me I should have taken an extra club

8i - Really? - what I usually say after I chunk it on my second shot

9i - Should have hit a PW

PW - Should have hit a 9i

GW - Chunky

SW - Got this

LW - Nope

64 - Phil

Putter - There's Scheisskopf (and I know there is no such word, but there should be); Mook; I haven't named the one I'm using, yet.

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FW: Cobra BiO CELL 14.5 degree; 
Hybrids: Cobra BiO CELL 22.5 degree Project X R-flex
Irons: Cobra BiO CELL 5 - GW Project X R-Flex
Wedges: Cobra BiO CELL SW, Fly-Z LW, 64* Callaway PM Grind.
Putter: 48" Odyssey Dart

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16 minutes ago, DrvFrShow said:

 

9i - Should have hit a PW

PW - Should have hit a 9i

 

Love it!

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putter—Rife 2-bar:  “Frankenputter”.  For obvious reasons (See above, LINK)

52 gap wedge: “Volkey2”.  Before I bought my first Vokey (Volkey1) I thought they were called VoLkeys.  lol 

25 hybrid: “partner”—Like my former partner, I think he’s going to be straight with me beforehand.  But turns out to be crooked quite often. 

Driver:  “Sweetie”.  When I treat her right (hit the sweet spot with a square stroke) she rewards me.

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For trouble, my brother always pulled out the "McGinty", an early wood hybrid club.

I name a lot of things but not clubs so far.  Levity is important. Driver-Big Dog, Lwedge, Archie,  Huey Dewey and Louie 

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Driver: "1" - i started playing with a PowerBilt 1 Wood
4w:  "Escher" - i can draw it
4h: "Bunny" - always off the toe
5i: "Ghost" - not sure if it's actually a real club in my bag
6i: "Sechs" - heh, i said "sechs"
7i: "$$$" - money with this club
8i: "The Ocho" - self explanatory
9i: "Rooney" - So far this semester he's been absent nine times.
52*: "5W30" - Vokey w/ oil can finish
56*: "11" - it's my favorite number and 5+6
58*: "Eagle" - made an eagle in a tournament with it
Putter: "Billy" - it's a golf forum, everyone should know this

 

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On 4/15/2016 at 8:27 PM, DrvFrShow said:

9i - Should have hit a PW

PW - Should have hit a 9i

 

LOL!

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2 hours ago, Elrey Desol said:

Driver: "1" - i started playing with a PowerBilt 1 Wood
4w:  "Escher" - i can draw it
4h: "Bunny" - always off the toe
5i: "Ghost" - not sure if it's actually a real club in my bag
6i: "Sechs" - heh, i said "sechs"
7i: "$$$" - money with this club
8i: "The Ocho" - self explanatory
9i: "Rooney" - So far this semester he's been absent nine times.
52*: "5W30" - Vokey w/ oil can finish
56*: "11" - it's my favorite number and 5+6
58*: "Eagle" - made an eagle in a tournament with it
Putter: "Billy" - it's a golf forum, everyone should know this

 

I think you're 9I should actually be called Bueller then, no?

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1 hour ago, Golfingdad said:

I think you're 9I should actually be called Bueller then, no?

Or Rubio

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19 minutes ago, Elrey Desol said:

but it was Rooney who said, "Nine times"

So does your nine iron talk? Or was your nine iron the one that was actually absent? :P

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Just now, Golfingdad said:

So does your nine iron talk? Or was your nine iron the one that was actually absent? :P

my 9i speaks to me all the time. usually goes something like, "Would you PLEASE keep my sole somewhere near the Earth's crust, and not closer to the inner core?"

 

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