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Haven't seen the link yet.  But,......I'm going to say I'm against stabbing people that won't let me play through.

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61-year-old Lee Johnson said "Let me and the old lady through or else!!!"

Gotta laugh at a 61 year old stabbing anything.  Does anyone really carry a knife in their golf bag?

13 clubs and an 8" Bowie knife!  Bag is full! :whistle:

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Wow! 61 years old, golfing with the wife, AND making people respect his gangster!  They must be a lovely couple to socialize with. For the love of god don't salt your soup if they invite you over for dinner, unless you don't mind a fork in the neck (knew a guy who thought it a good idea to marry a gal who admitted doing that to her ex husband. Shockingly their marriage did not last either but he is still alive). 

2 minutes ago, Vinny Cap said:

61-year-old Lee Johnson said "Let me and the old lady through or else!!!"

Gotta laugh at a 61 year old stabbing anything.  Does anyone really carry a knife in their golf bag?

13 clubs and an 8" Bowie knife!  Bag is full! :whistle:

His favorite movie must be Crocodile Dundee. Good to know chivalry isn't dead, a couple that stabs together stays together. 

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Would have been better if one of the guys he tried to stab pulled a gun on him....

—Adam

 

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Well now. After being stabbed myself due to asking the stabber to turn down his music, I would have to say stabbing someone over slow play is  just a little bit extreme. JMO mind you, but I'm comfortable with it. 

Maybe sandbagging, but never for less than fast play. 

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A whole bunch of Tour Edge golf stuff...... :beer:

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3 minutes ago, mcanadiens said:

Oh please. Like none of you have ever stabbed someone on the golf course or the movie theater or the grocery store or church.

Stuff happens.

I make it a point to stab a person weekly just so I don't get rusty. 

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Church yes for cutting in line but never at the golf course.

Driver: :callaway: Diablo
Woods: :callaway: Big Bertha 2 & 4
Irons: Miura MC 102's 3 - PW & Mizuno MP 67's 3 - W
Wedges: :mizuno: MP-R12 52* & 58*
Putters: :ping: WRX Ti4

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I can honestly say that I've never gotten angry enough at someone else to want to stab them for anything, let alone slow play.... 

KICK THE FLIP!!

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:tmade: Aeroburner 19* 3 hybrid
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:vokey: SM5 50, 60
:wilsonstaff: Harmonized Sole Grind 56 and Windy City Putter

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Why use a knife when we have golf clubs.  My putter would work better.

Or you can combine them and use this?

 

Philip Kohnken, PGA
Director of Instruction, Lake Padden GC, Bellingham, WA

Srixon/Cleveland Club Fitter; PGA Modern Coach; Certified in Dr Kwon’s Golf Biomechanics Levels 1 & 2; Certified in SAM Putting; Certified in TPI
 
Team :srixon:!

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4 minutes ago, phillyk said:

Why use a knife when we have golf clubs.  My putter would work better.

Or you can combine them and use this?

 

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, great, great scene) approved!!

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5 minutes ago, mcanadiens said:

Everyone knows the best communion wafers are on top.

 

You know it!!!:-D

Driver: :callaway: Diablo
Woods: :callaway: Big Bertha 2 & 4
Irons: Miura MC 102's 3 - PW & Mizuno MP 67's 3 - W
Wedges: :mizuno: MP-R12 52* & 58*
Putters: :ping: WRX Ti4

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2 hours ago, Gator Hazard said:

I make it a point to stab a person weekly just so I don't get rusty. 

You just made me cry a little with laughter, well played. 

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The guy should have threatened the slow group with a gun, and claimed to be a cop!  He'd be a hero.

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