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This will probably get yanked, but I just had to tell somebody!

We played a local, upscale daily fee course today, teeing off at 3PM for their "Twilight Special". After the round we adjourned to a large patio behind the Marriott Courtyard which adjoins the golf course pro shop and restaurant. There were flame tables, fireplaces, a 3 piece combo playing, so we sat back and enjoyed some adult beverages. Quite nice.

At one point by buddy says, "Holy cow! Look up there!" On the top floor of the Marriott there was a quite well built young lady with her back to the window putting on her bra! She then disappears into the room and returns with a red top, which she proceeds to put on with her back to the window. She disappears into the room again, and returns with a pair of panties, which she proceed to adorn with a whole lot of wiggling going on!

By this time it's three in a row and we're convinced that she's doing this on purpose! Then come the painted on slacks! We told my buddy that this was his birthday present, since it was his birthday today! About that time I said it was also the full moon! But, I missed it by a day. It's actually tomorrow.

I'm 65 years old, and so is my friend, and this is the first time we've seen anything like this!

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I got nuthin'...

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7 hours ago, David in FL said:

I got nuthin'...

too funny

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10 hours ago, Buckeyebowman said:

This will probably get yanked, but I just had to tell somebody!

We played a local, upscale daily fee course today, teeing off at 3PM for their "Twilight Special". After the round we adjourned to a large patio behind the Marriott Courtyard which adjoins the golf course pro shop and restaurant. There were flame tables, fireplaces, a 3 piece combo playing, so we sat back and enjoyed some adult beverages. Quite nice.

At one point by buddy says, "Holy cow! Look up there!" On the top floor of the Marriott there was a quite well built young lady with her back to the window putting on her bra! She then disappears into the room and returns with a red top, which she proceeds to put on with her back to the window. She disappears into the room again, and returns with a pair of panties, which she proceed to adorn with a whole lot of wiggling going on!

By this time it's three in a row and we're convinced that she's doing this on purpose! Then come the painted on slacks! We told my buddy that this was his birthday present, since it was his birthday today! About that time I said it was also the full moon! But, I missed it by a day. It's actually tomorrow.

I'm 65 years old, and so is my friend, and this is the first time we've seen anything like this!

The only thing I can think of is the reflective window was put in backwards. Nice birthday present for your buddy. . . :-D

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Yes, my buddy just happened to be in the chair that faced that way, and he noticed her first. And that window was anything but reflective!

And who gets dressed that way?

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16 hours ago, Buckeyebowman said:

Yes, my buddy just happened to be in the chair that faced that way, and he noticed her first. And that window was anything but reflective!

And who gets dressed that way?

Obviously, some women do, I guess???

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What, no pictures?

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`sense of false security from the 30th floor, not likely to recognize faces. Exhibitionism in vogue sometimes.

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No. This hotel is only 4 stories high. So we didn't have to crane our necks that badly, although mine was a little sore the next morning! Hell, 30 stories up I couldn't have seen it!

And I suppose an exhibitionist might dress that way. Like I said before, the third time was the charm, which led to our conclusion that she was doing it on purpose. No other explanation really makes sense.

But, where's the luck? The things you see when you don't have your binoculars handy!  

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On 10/6/2017 at 2:17 PM, Ernest Jones said:

What, no pictures?

And no, no pics! I didn't have my phone or camera handy. And neither did either of my buds. But I think we were all so transfixed by the sight, the young woman was quite well built, that we might have forgotten about them if we'd had them!

To quote Seinfeld, "Yes, they're real, and they're spectacular!"

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