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Well you do get the holding tube...

And they're pured and aligned, with tour action! I can't believe anyone would be so stupid. They are great tools though, worth that $15 if you were to spend it, but better for the $4 I spent at Home Depot. I can only imagine, we should have a contest to see who can resell the stupidest item for the most money by saying it's "tour" issue or something.

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And they're pured and aligned, with tour action! I can't believe anyone would be so stupid. They are great tools though, worth that $15 if you were to spend it, but better for the $4 I spent at Home Depot. I can only imagine, we should have a contest to see who can resell the stupidest item for the most money by saying it's "tour" issue or something.

Good One!

But I did a little better. I got mine for $19.99, but because I called within 15 minutes, they doubled my order! So I got two for $19.99; I just had to pay additional shipping and handling. One for my golf bag and one for my RV!

Driver 905S, V2 stiff shaft
3-Wood 906F2 13 degree, V2 stiff
Hybrid 585H 21 degree, Aldila VS Proto
Irons (4-PW) MP-57, Rifle 5.5
SW & LW spin milledPutter TracyBall Pro V-1

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So I got two for $19.99; I just had to pay additional shipping and handling. One for my golf bag and one for my RV!

Level with us Randy... Are you an actual customer, or a paid spokesperson for Sharpie???

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What's a "sharpie?" I'm selling "tour ball marker."

I already own the patent on "tour ball marker." I also own the patent on everything else, because I patented arranging letters in various and different ways to combine what I called "words ™©." I'm currently duking it out with the patent office, who says that in order to submit the patent itself, there existed "prior art," but I think that's just silly. African people used to click and grunt, not use letters to form words™©.

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And they're pured and aligned, with tour action! I can't believe anyone would be so stupid. They are great tools though, worth that $15 if you were to spend it, but better for the $4 I spent at Home Depot. I can only imagine, we should have a contest to see who can resell the stupidest item for the most money by saying it's "tour" issue or something.

That's hilarious, but I guarantee you someone would buy it. People buy ANYTHING if they think it's "tour" issue. Look at the ridciulous prices people pay for tour drivers and putters. Just get some stickers made that say "tour ball marker" with a nice logo and put it over the "sharpie" and you're golden.

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I already own the patent on "tour ball marker." I also own the patent on everything else, because I patented arranging letters in various and different ways to combine what I called "words ™©." I'm currently duking it out with the patent office, who says that in order to submit the patent itself, there existed "prior art," but I think that's just silly. African people used to click and grunt, not use letters to form words™©.

Crap, that was my idea.

Oh wait, who has the patent on ideas? Maybe it's still available.....

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These are some great lines!

In my bag:

Driver: Titleist TSi3 | 15º 3-Wood: Ping G410 | 17º 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 | 19º 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo | 54º SW, 60º LW: Titleist Vokey SM8 | Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

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Yes, Steve Stricker and other tour pros are raving about the revolutionary new product. Tour Water™ is specially formulated with a special mixture of hydrogen and oxygen for ultimate refreshment.

lol

This is sad but true. It's crazy what some folks pay for "tour issue" stuff. They don't realize it was probably owned by someone who was 290th on the money list on the nationwide tour that they have never heard of. I admit it's cool if you know it was used by one of the top 50 that most golfers know, but it's usually impossible to know who used it.

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Hybrid - Adams Idea Pro 18* GD YSQ-HL

Irons - Callaway X-18 4-PW

GW - Cleveland 588 51*

SW - Cleveland CG 12 56*

LW - Cleveland CG15 60*

Putter - Cameron Studio Style Newport 2

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hey look thats the water they sell in the clubhouse and for the same price :)

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Woods906F4 3 Wood/w Aldila VS Proto Fairway Stiff 80g
Hybrid3dx red 20 and 23 degree
Irons3dx red 5-pw
Wedgesharmonized sand wedge 56 degree loft and harmonize lob wedge 60 degree loftPutterWhite Hot XG SabertoothBallNoddle or ...
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