Report What advice would you give Tiger? in Tour Talk January 30, 2015 Go hook up with some porn stars... (he seemed to play better when he was banging them!) As a fan that likes watching crazy good golf, I agree with this:) But seriously I don't really think that anybody here should be giving arguably the greatest golfer ever any advise. I also agree with @iacas, really start living life with your kids. disclaimer: I really don't like Tiger at all. Especially his off the course stuff, but to each they're own.