For those who do not know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (at least currently), is one of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…
Elin and hew twin sister Josephin (or Josefin) Nordegren grew up in Waxholm (a coastal town outside Stockholm). Tiger met Elin while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.
To further help you comprehend what we're sure could be a mind-blowing revelation, we here at The Sand Trap have taken the time to construct a little guide.
It's very simple. Here is what one Elin Nordegren looks like:
And here is what two look like:
We now return you to your normal business. Thank you for participating in this exercise. For the more sensible members of the audience (yes, both of you), we apologize for this dalliance in… well, whatever it is. We grant you both free admission to our forum.