March is the cruelest month above the Mason-Dixon Line. It teases us with the breath of Spring from time to time, and then blasts us with more snow and cold winds. It's a time of year that can drive a golfer to fits of lunacy… like imagining what it would be like to be King of Golf.
I don't mean imagining what it would be like to "the King," Arnie (in the day, that had to be a blast), or golf's current king, Tiger (I suspect that wouldn't suck, either). No, I mean, what would I change about golf, if I could change anything I wanted to.
Naturally, I want to reverse my handicap. Go from my -9 to a +9, and see what the PGA Tour is really all about. But that's too easy. Everyone would want to do the same thing. I'm more concerned with the bigger questions of golf. Here are five things that, with tongue more or less in cheek, I'd like to see changed about golf.
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