Could This Be the Future of the LPGA?

Gender-swapping! That’s right, the first male-born, sexually tweaked “female” is now being allowed to compete in the Women’s British Open.

miannebagger.jpgDanish born, 37-year old Mianne Bagger, 1995 sexual convert (check out the adam’s apple), recently became the first to play in a professional women’s tournament. Turning professional last year, she sold everything she had when she became eligible to qualify for the LET. Mianne is now the first transsexual to play on a professional sports tour since tennis player Renee Richard (aka Richard Raskind) competed during the 1970’s. But, don’t worry ladies… Mianne recently missed the cut in her first event, the Tenerife Open.

The Ladies Golf Union, overseers of the British Open, have followed the European Union and the International Olympic Committee to allow transgenders to compete in women’s golf events, putting women’s sports at a possible disadvantage by pushing gender-neutral policies.

Rule 14-3b: The “Range Finder” Rule

It’s illegal to use laser- and GPS-enabled range finders on the golf course during handicap and tournament play. But should it be?

Yardage WheelGolf used to be a game of feel, and not just around the green. “This looks like a strong 6-iron,” the pro would say to his caddie (or vice versa). Elevation, wind, temperature, green contours, and even mood could change a club selection.

Years later, caddies and pros got wise and began measuring yardages (often with yardage wheels like the one shown at right). Caddies would show up on Monday and Tuesday to walk the course, measuring every conceivable yardage and writing them all down in a little booklet. They’d include numbers that indicated the carry distance of a water hazard, draw arrows indicating severe slopes and funnels on the greens, predominant wind conditions, and notes about areas in which you did not want to miss.

In the 1990s, this too faded away as caddies with yardage wheels were replaced by ultra-accurate, GPS- and laser-measured yardage guides. Every pro has the same yardage book these days, tailored slightly to suit a particular pro’s playing habits, and caddies spend their Mondays and Tuesdays without a yardage wheel in their hands.

Is Chris DiMarco America’s New Underdog?

After fighting to the end at this year’s Masters against Tiger Woods, Chris DiMarco has proven once again that he is the best player whom has not won a major yet.

dimarco_fistpump.jpgHe may not have the most attractive swing or win the ladies over with a long drive, but he gets the job done – almost. Chris DiMarco is like the average person out for a day of golf, but he’s regularly in contention at the majors.

With television ratings of the 2005 Masters tournament as high as they’ve been since 2001, Chris DiMarco has become a household name. Just ask my mother! If you don’t like Chris DiMarco, you should be pulling for him now. It is his turn to finally win a major tournament. After all, it’s our nature to side with the underdog, and Chris DiMarco is America’s New Underdog. He’s this year’s Phil Mickelson. Mickelson was a crowd favorite in the past years not only because of his playing ability but also because he had not won a major. People also like Phil because he is left-handed and they can shout “Lefty! Lefty!”. How long until we hear “Claw! Claw!”?

Hootie’s Balls

The Masters is past, but there is still an important subject to discuss that cropped up before last week’s action at Augusta. Should Hootie Johnson get to tell the players what ball they should use?

Masters BallAnother mesmerizing major championship week has passed, but the Masters is still on my mind. So before we start looking ahead to the U.S. Open, I’d like to spend a little time talking about a topic that now seems to resurface every year at Augusta.

It’s the delicate subject of Hootie’s balls. No, you’re right, that doesn’t sound good. It shouldn’t. And I really wish he’d stop talking about them.

The Masters always brings a mix of the sublime and the ridiculous. The 2005 playing of this great event had both. The ridiculous quotient was achieved by Augusta National Chairman Hootie Johnson before the tournament even started. Good thing Tiger Woods and Chris DiMarco provided such a sublime finish to the actual event to help us momentarily forget some of the silly things Hootie had to say.

America’s Love/Hate Relationship with Phil Mickelson

When Phil Mickelson is in the spotlight, rest assured that there will be plenty of clamor from the galleries. Whether that talk is good or bad, make no mistake: Phil is going to be a force on the PGA Tour for a long time, so get used to it!

Mickelson.jpgGolf fans are a fickle bunch. They cheer their favorite players on to victory or demoralize them when not playing up to par. So goes the story of Phil Mickelson, whose fan base has stuck by him during the highs and lows, from the time Phil was called “the only top PGA Golf Pro never to have won a major” up to his win at the 2004 Masters Tournament. However, the love/hate relationship between golf fans and Phil borders on strange, to say the least. Out of the hundreds of well-known PGA Professionals on tour, why do many golf fans constantly pick on Phil?

Keep on Pluggin’, Duval

Welcome back, David Duval. Your +7 missed the cut at The Masters, but you beat out some other good golfers. Keep pluggin’.

David Duval Leading MastersDavid Duval finished T13 last year at the Deutsche Bank Championship. Then, his game went south while he spent the winter snowboarding. It went so far south he barely broke 90 a few times and I urged him to go home!

Duval went home and then came to Augusta. He missed the cut by three, shooting 75-77. His +7 beat out José Maria Olazabal, Tom Watson, Sean Micheel, John Daly, Nick Price, Ben Crenshaw, Paul Casey, Shigeki Maruyama, and a few others. I took the screenshot to the right as David began playing on opening day. David Duval was leading The Masters!

Welcome back, David.

Spring is Sprung: Prepare Now!

Spring is here, and with the blossoming of trees comes our guide to preparing for the oncoming golf season. Get ready!

Spring BlossomsI live in Erie, PA. After yet another long, cold winter, spring has finally arrived! Sure, I kept busy putting on my indoor putting green and hitting balls in a nearby golf dome, but nothing compares to the feel of real grass beneath your feet, the breeze in your face, and an actual green in front of you.

Of course, you don’t just leap out into spring. You can do a lot in the first week or two of spring to ensure you have a successful season. Here, for your enjoyment, is the Official Sand Trap Guide to Spring.

Players Finding the Rough is Tough

Is extra length really the way to “Tiger-proof” a golf course. Growing the rough out may be a more effective, and fair, way to put the teeth back into many tour tracks.

Long RoughWhat’s good for the grass is looking to be bad for some of the biggest hitters on the PGA Tour. Thanks to a wet winter, many courses in Florida — Bay Hill and the TPC of Sawgrass in particular — are sporting some extra-thick, Velcro-like rough. Guess what? Mother Nature is doing a better job “Tiger-proofing” these golf courses than an army of bulldozers adding extra length.

Ever since Tiger Woods bombed his way to a dramatic victory at the 1997 Masters Tournament, golf courses that host PGA Tour events have been undergoing a ongoing attempt at becoming “Tiger-proofed.” In most cases, this has meant one thing: lengthening the golf course.

The PGA Tour’s Stock is Rising

Everyone’s heard the PGA’s slogan “These guys are good,” but with the NHL locked out and NBA ratings falling, just how far can the PGA go?

PGA TourThanks to the NHL’s unfortunate lockout, more and more people seem to be tuning into golf fans and several sources are preditciting golf will pass the NHL and become the fourth most popular sport after football, baseball, and basketball. Just why is golf becoming so popular these days? People who play the game well are obviously going to give professional golf quite a bit of attention. However, between 70-90% of golfers will never break 100, so why do golfers love the game so much despite their bitter struggles?