Alan Conroy

OK but this would mean you would have to click this option... No! I have never improved my lie. (Liar) That would make you a liar and I would have to cast a jaggy stone in your direction.

Thank you but I will return. I believe P57 should be reinstated as he never stooped to my levels. He actually stuck to your specifications.

Very honest. I think you should click on one of these two options on the poll... Yes! And I don't feel guilty about it. (Honest answer) Yes! And I don't care what anyone thinks. (Honest answer) Show me a golfer who has never improved his lie unlawfully and I will gladly throw the first jaggy rock.

Hey Grandpa, you were never a great PI.

I'm both but fun and banter is my main target.

I would love to read this article and make a comment on it. I'm going to bed and will attempt to read it tomorrow. Good night for now.

Alan!!! Conroy! Pharaoh!!! Wanker!

I have no idea what you little minions are on about but I would like to be not banned.

OK Neferirkare, Lets get down to the nitty gritty. You need praise. Well done! Wow! 62. You must be really good. Can I tell everyone that I know you? Get a life!

I agree. I don't think there is another sport where the laws are broken more often. Grown adults have trouble differentiating between a five and a six, whether an old divot mark was created by a burrowing animal or whether checking the ball's identity allows you to improve your lie.

I also know a few special people, but they only get out on weekend supervision.

Here's scorecard proof... Anyone can write out a good scorecard. It is however sad that you had to dig (write) one out. Mine's real. Yours is debatable

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I don't want to sound negative here but... Get a life!

I sleep like a baby. We're a nation of shopkeepers and shoplifters! Most nations are full of shirt lifters these days.

Keep off the strong stuff!

??? Big Al!

I bet you would be a barrel of laughs at the funeral. The poor guy feels bad enough without you telling him he was responsible. I'll tell you what... I cut him wide open and you can pour a couple of pounds of salt into his wound.

Well, I'm proud to be British. We also have less fairies over here.

I always enjoy a structured reply to my threads. Perhaps one will turn up soon.

I hate this shot. I will almost always improve my lie in this situation. I even send my playing partner away so that I can do this. I tell him that he is putting me off and insist he keeps his distance and as he moves away I flick the ball about an inch or so to a better lie. I'm sure he talks about me to his friends but I never get penalized. Do I feel guilty? As I don't really have a conscience, then no.

Two things. We have a history. We have personality. You lose. 1) Daaaa. Its 11.30 p.m. here 2) We can play for 50 weeks per year. That's why we are also better players.

I normally carry my bag and I have good timing for this. If one of my playing partners is hitting, I can usually judge when he has completed the shot and move forward without disturbing him. A simple task really. So why do people in club cars or with electric trolleys have problems with this. They are either slamming on the brakes as you are at the top of the backswing or they are jerking the thing into a start. But the best of them all is the guy with the remote control who send his trolley to the next tee when you are putting for par. A55H0L€5!

If you want to sit in my local bar, please don't talk about how your left hand is always whiter during the golf season. We normally spit in the fire and laugh at the loudest farts.

Bring back the chair. An eye for an eye. I'll tell you what let drop another H bomb on a highly populated city. I'm sure that's the etiquette you're looking for. As big J said, "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone."