To get away from the disaster this thread has turned into, I have a story. Four of us played a somewhat nice course out in the boondocks and decided to bring our own beers knowing full well this was not permitted (we knew it was a d-bag move, of course, and we don't normally do or condone this). What was even more moronic is that we didn't buy ANY beer at the clubhouse so we were sitting ducks when the marshal caught us drinking on the SECOND tee box. He drove up and said "gentlemen, I need you to pour out those beers in your hand and I'm going to give you 2 choices. I can call my friend the sheriff and he'll come and take you to jail for illegally drinking on our course. Or, I'll take your remaining beers, put them in our cooler for the remainder your round, and I'll drive back to the clubhouse to pick up some of our beer for you and you can pay me for them when I get back here. After your round you can pick up your beers from our cooler". Even we were smart enough to take option 2 and he did exactly what he said he would do. Strangely enough one of our golf cart's steering columns broke during normal use on the 18th fairway (I assure you it was not caused by drunken shenanigans) and they didn't charge us a dime. The marshal quickly acknowledged that the cart was defective and also covered by their insurance. He was a great guy!