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Callaway X-Series Jaws CC Slate Wedge $59.99 Today Only Fwd:fwd:FWD:Fwd: DIVOTMAN Needs Your Help Features: True Temper Dynamic Gold S300 steel shaft Standard Length Tour CC Grooves produce enhanced spin while conforming to 2010 USGA regulations No headcover As we scour the world for the finest golf deals, we’ve realized that we need more loyal readers like yourself. By having a larger audience, we gain more buying power which allows us to negotiate even lower prices. These savings are of course passed on to our customers. Please, see it in your heart to help the people of DIVOT bring you even better products at lower prices. Tell everyone you know about DIVOT. Share it on Facebook, tweet about it on Twitter, and especially forward this email. No post is too small, no contact list is too big. If new products, lower prices, and the self-gratification of knowing you helped bring the golfing community better deals doesn't convince you, just look at what happened to some of our other DIVOT readers: James L. of Worcester, Mass forwarded a DIVOT deal to his friends and got a hole-in-one the next time he played golf...ON A PAR 5!! Donovan M. of Hakalau, Hawaii decided not forward DIVOT deals to anyone and was attacked by a tarantula, had a horrific surfing accident, and suffered a back injury while hula dancing. (To be fair, a weird-looking tiki was found nearby). Benny B. of Chicago sent his DIVOT deal emails to everyone in his contact list and within two weeks, got a new job making a six-figure salary, and a corner office...Benny had a 3rd grade education, and his only prior work experience was picking ticks off of abandoned dogs at the Cook County animal shelter. Leonard L. of Mountain City, Tennessee was in a hurry when he got his DIVOT email, forgot to forward it to his friends, and was viciously attacked by a pack of rabid albino porcupines a week later. Chris S. of Titusville, Florida, who doesn't play golf, but loves reading DIVOT stories, forwarded a particularly witty DIVOT email to 10 people and 4 days later began a torrid relationship with a supermodel and won the $950 million Florida Mega Money lottery. (Given the fact that he already lives in Florida, he has since been deemed "locationally insane" after trying to figure out where to retire.) David M. of Lake Charles, Louisiana, a noted anal-retentive email forwarder, hit up 20 of his buddies with an incredible DIVOT deal, and within 24 hours was found badly beaten in an alley. Eyewitnesses say approximately 19 to 21 men were seen leaving the scene muttering "that ^#&@&*@% won't be forwarding anything to us anytime soon." Decide for yourself whether or not you want to risk the fates on forwarding DIVOT email deals to 10 friends, but keep this in mind...the more people we have buying DIVOT deals, the BETTER DEALS we can offer you!!! SCROLL DOWN and make a wish for your DREAM DIVOT DEAL! .DIVOT DIVOT. ..DIVOT DIVOT.. ...DIVOT DIVOT... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... ...DIVOT DIVOT... ..DIVOT DIVOT.. .DIVOT DIVOT. .DIVOT DIVOT. .DIVOT DIVOT. ..DIVOT DIVOT.. ...DIVOT DIVOT... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... ...DIVOT DIVOT... ..DIVOT DIVOT.. .DIVOT DIVOT. .DIVOT DIVOT. ..DIVOT DIVOT.. ...DIVOT DIVOT... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... ...DIVOT DIVOT... ..DIVOT DIVOT.. .DIVOT DIVOT. .DIVOT DIVOT. .DIVOT DIVOT. ..DIVOT DIVOT.. ...DIVOT DIVOT... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... ..........DIVOT DIVOT.......... .........DIVOT DIVOT......... ........DIVOT DIVOT........ .......DIVOT DIVOT....... ......DIVOT DIVOT...... .....DIVOT DIVOT..... ....DIVOT DIVOT.... ...DIVOT DIVOT... ..DIVOT DIVOT.. .DIVOT DIVOT. Keep checking back every day to see if your DIVOT wish came true!!

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Papa's Got a Brand New Bag Callaway Hyper-Lite 3.0 Stand Golf Bag $59.99 Features: Nylon construction IZZO Double Strap Comfort System 8" top with 3-way divider 7 convenient pockets Xtra Traction Flex Foot base 3 lb. total weight . In scientific terms, the prefix "hyper" is used when "super" isn't super enough. There are hypersonic speeds and hypernovas in space, for example. This hasn't quite crossed over into non-scientific nomenclature, though. There's no Hyperman. There's no team called the Hypersonics. There's no song called "Champagne Hypernova". There is, however, the hypermarket. If the supermarket eliminates the need to shop at separate places for separate types of food, the hypermarket eliminates the need to shop at separate stores for anything. Wal-Mart and Target are probably the closest things to hypermarkets that America has, but you can't buy cars there or airline tickets or real estate. Wal-Mart did try their hand in 1988 with Hypermart USA, but that failed after two years. It doesn't make sense. If Americans are lazy and materialistic, why have we not conquered, nay, exceeded the heights of one-stop-shoppery that hypermarkets like El Corte Ingles have? Until that glorious day when a red-blooded American can buy a house at the same place he buys canned cheese and Twinkies, we're being shortchanged. Fortunately, Callaway has recognized Americans' the need for a link to the hypernatural by producing the Hyper-Lite 3.0 Stand Bag. At least in this respect, we'll never have to settle for super.

Today's Deal: Adams Idea Tech V3 Hybrid $79.99 Heel and toe perimeter weighting for a low CG and high MOI V-shaped recess to cut down on turf interaction and improve stability Ultra-thin 0.6mm crown that provides optimal weight distribution for enhanced launch angles In the 90s, there was a little show called Animaniacs. It was about the adventures of a trio of wacky siblings. They resembled 1920s cartoon characters, sort of like "Steamboat Willy"-era Mickey Mouse. Animaniacs was not made by Disney, however, but by Warner Brothers and it was presented by none other than Steven Spielberg. I have to say that I wasn't a huge fan of the show at the time. I didn't get it. There was one segment that I did enjoy, and that was called "Good Idea, Bad Idea". In it, a skeleton-looking figure tried out two similar-sounding ideas with vastly different effects. Here's an example: Good Idea: Climbing a mountain. Bad Idea: Climbing a mountain lion. I guess it works better as a sight gag and with a child's perspective. What really sticks in my mind is the intro, which was a monotone Steven Wright-esque voice saying "It's Time for Another 'Good Idea, Bad Idea'". In fact, I'm often reminded of it when forced to come with ideas. For example: "What should I write for my Divot story? It's time for another 'Good Idea, Bad Idea'. Good Idea: Putting a spin of the Idea hybrid's name. Bad Idea: Rambling yet again about topics no one cares about. Good Idea: Writing about anything, as long as my already past-due story is completed. You can try it yourself. I'll get you started -- Good Idea: Getting an open box Adams Idea Tech V3 hybrid at this amazing price. Bad Idea: None.

It's Baffling! Deal for Monday June 25: Cobra Rail-F Fairway Wood Golf Club $64.99

$84.99 - Adams Speedline F11 Fairway Wood The Double Bounce Features: Includes Headcover Dual Velocity Slots (crown and sole) for increased swing speed and COR Graphite Shaft At a certain point, it's no longer fun enough anymore simply to jump on the trampoline. True, it was fun for a while. Bouncing up and down, up and down--you felt both in control and completely out of control at the same time. You felt like a butterfly, flitting from flower to flower in the breeze. But then you started wondering what other flighted wildlife feel like in flight. And what about planes, or rockets? Those man-made machines that shame nature's gift of flight—what do they feel like when they fly? Enter the double bounce. If the technique isn't taught directly, then it's accidentally "discovered" anew, year after year, like chicks flapping their adorable little wings until they take flight. The double bounce (if you're unfortunate enough never to have experienced it) is when two people jumping on a trampoline land at or around the same time. One person gets the benefit of the super extended trampoline, and they're shot up in the air so much higher than they could ever get on their own. And then you're no longer a whimsical butterfly, but a super-fast rocket whizzing towards the moon. That's a lot like the Velocity Slot technology on the Adams Speedline F11 fairway woods. Slight indentations on the bottom and top of the clubhead not only reduce drag as the head moves through the air, but they also promote a trampoline effect, so you can "double bounce" your ball (so to speak) off the tee or turf. So if you're tired of your fairway wood shots looking like a whimsical butterfly with not much speed or direction, pick up one of these Adams fairway woods today. Your ball wants to know what it feels like to be a rocket. You should get to know what it feels like to launch one.

$69.99 -Nike SQ MachSpeed STR8-FIT Driver Someday we may be able to travel to distant galaxies in the blink of an eye, with teleporters or a series of tubes or trashcan lids. Something. The physics on it actually aren't that hard. I did the numbers and Steven Hawking was all, "Wow man, why didn't I think of carrying the 1 there? And integrate over x? I was integrating over y! So I says, "iono, I can't help it that your face is a stupid face." And then he got all cross and embarrassed, but we played a game of HORSE and I let him win. So we're cool now again. Right, but even though the math works out on exceeding the speed of light, it'll be a while before I can pull together enough capital to make a prototype. I'm talking to a few investors this afternoon though, and it's looking like that will happen. So we'll see. The big concern I have though is this Nike SQ MachSpeed. I heard that the government developed it in conjunction with the reverse vampires to be able to launch them out of the gravitational field of our galaxy so they can go back to their home planet, which is lit by two suns, so it's always day there. (Are you following me? They're reverse vampires.) And I mean, the reverse vampires are gone, so that means they must have got it right. But then they declassified the project and sold it to Nike, so that they can hide the technology in plain sight. I'm just saying. I know a guy who used to work for DARPA. And if these things are available to the public, it makes my trashcan lid teleporter much less relevant in the marketplace. Here's to hoping you people keep thinking all it does is hit golf balls far and fast.

Diablo Edge Tour FW - $59.99 Hot Wings Features: Aggressive VF technology on the face for a super-hot hitting area Higher MOI than any previous Callaway fairway woods Full hosel Less face progression than standard Diablo Edge fairway wood Smaller, more conventional head than standard Diablo Edge fairway wood Provides an additional 10-12 yards over original Diablo fairway wood So here at DIVOT we go to a local wing joint once a week. I tend to be a Hot and Sweet guy... I don't mind the heat, but I do like some sweet. Makes sense, right? But today I braved up and got the Diablo level wings. Every once in a while I feel the need to put my mouth (and stomach and other body parts) in check. And by the time I cried my way through the whole dozen wings, I was completely on fire. Diablo. Trust me, it sets things on fire. (Ed: Our legal department required that I disclaim that we do not advocate arson or fire crimes of any kind. This club should solely be used for "igniting" your golf game and not for illicit purposes.) (Ed. note, again: Our legal department required that I disclaim that, in my disclaimer, "ignite" is also not meant as an endorsement of arson or fire crimes of any kind.) (Ed. note, yet again: The wings place now charges for extra blue cheese. They have received a letter of complaint from me. No answer yet.)

Today's Deal: Adams Speedline F11 Driver Golf Club Today's Price: $99.99

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We've been keeping the extras a secret, we'd rather have people pleasantly surprised than disappointed, but you are correct there will be a some bonus items with each package of Insta-Course.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's my honor to introduce another DIVOT-created golf product, the DIVOT Industries Insta-Course Instantly Growing Golf Course! (Suggested retail is $25,000, but sells on DIVOT.com today for $4.99!) If you're tired of paying greens fees, it's never been easier for you to bid them farewell forever! With the Insta-Course, we can plant your DIVOT seeds, then simply "just add water"! Almost instantly, you'll be standing on your own brand new golf course!

Friday, March 30th Deal: Adams Idea a70SR Iron Set Golf Club $279.99

Glove or no glove is a personal preference and should incorporate a number of factors when a player is deciding what is best. The primary purpose of a glove is to enhance the quality of a player’s grip on the club. What factors affect quality of grip? -The type of grip on the club and its age -How well does the installed grip react to moisture (sweat, rain, or recently applied lakewater when testing flight conditions) -How sweaty your hands get -Susceptibility to blisters, etc. I have been playing golf all of my life without a glove. I do not have particularly sweaty hands. I have full chord grips so moisture does not affect performance too significantly. I play regularly so I have developed calluses making blisters less of an issue. (A quick note on blisters: Blisters can tell a lot about how you are gripping the club. The location of regularly forming blisters can tell you that you may be gripping the club incorrectly (too much in the palm or in the fingers) or that you may be gripping the club too tightly.) Golf gloves are a necessity for many players given certain factors during full swings but are often unnecessary and potentially detrimental in short game situations. I especially prefer bare hands in these situations where “feel” is of paramount importance. Dave Pelz often refers to the “Dead Hands” grip in his short game bible because it allows players to feel the weight of the club and prevents the small muscles (hands, forearms, and in cases upper arms) from taking over these shots and creating inconsistent results. Golf gloves create one more barrier between the club and myself, which can may diminish my control and feel for the club when it is most important.