gn87berner

One I made up. For a shank I say "tough pitch, but you fought it off" Worm burner... double play ball or base hit up the middle Popped up......infield fly rule

My wife golfs and I love it. One thing is, she gets nippley when she hits a good shot,(she gets soo excited) too funny, it is distracting for other players. When we joined the country club and she was just starting out, she would come home and say "I think there's time to get 9 in" I'd have a collared shirt on so fast it would make your head spin. Now when I come home from a sun tourney or something she will have the pga on and update the leaderboard to me when I first come in. We watch the tours (all of them) almost every weekend. Last year she told her mom what she wanted for her birthday was a synthetic putting green in the backyard. Her new thing is to play where the pros play, where ever we go traveling, so we can watch the tour event and remember playing there. Some of my my buddies in golf league wish their wives played, most golf to get away from their wives. I count myself lucky.

he'll blame the knee but I think the injury is to his psyche. He has got the analytical side off his brain working rather than the "feel" side. it shows you can't play this game while "thinking" Thinking is done BEFORE the shot. Think at the wrong time and you will look like a hack, it will stop the swing mid swing. look at some of the shots he has hit this year, like a 20 handicapper(not meant to be an insult to any of you 20's) and before I get too flamed I am a Tiger fan. just sick off his BS! he needs to stop thinking and start drinking.

My league partner invites a former teammate to play a weekend round together. Old partner struggled on a par 5 and was out of it and I, in poor manners, place the flag down between his ball and the pin, he was slightly off the green. Like I said he was batting it around like a kitten with a new ball of string and was out of it. I am like "Oh I am sorry" and go to pick up the flag. He says that's cool and chipped, ball bounces once, then over the stick and rolls in. 30 footer. I say Damn! did you see that? My partner says what? I told him and toss the ball back and he did the same exact thing a 2nd time!