I played a crap muni course a while back and the old codger ranger followed me around on 3 different holes, get this:
He parks along my fairway on a par4 200 yards out and is in my field of view and I wait and wait for him to drive towards me. He doesnt. I swing and pull hook into the woods, basically in his direction, he is on the left side of the fairway. He then drives by us.
My pop tells me to drive again( ihave to anyway) I proceed to drill one left side not too far from where he was but on the fairway and it went 270 uphill. 6 holes later he stops at a par 3 to watch me tee off over a pond. He parks like 10 feet from my tee and starts jawing, "you pulled up on that drive blah blah blah" I said "yea I wish you had kept moving, I didnt want to hit you, my next drive went 50 yards past where you were parked and it could have been dangerous" (he didnt believe me, he didnt see the 2nd ball)
So i tee off and hit thin into the pond. The ranger starts again "you lifted your head up again, your swing is too hard blah blah" then he drives off. Pop says to me "retee" I drop one 8 feet from the pin 165 yds out.
We go to the next tee and there he is again harassing a single and holding him up from driving, thus holding us up! I told him "buddy your bad luck, I play like crap whenever your near me and when you leave I play great" I tell him what happened on the par 3 and he doesnt believe me. Then goes on and on about my swing, tee off and duck hook hard to the left. UGH. I have not been back to that course and will not go unless its free.