BadKarma

Branson here. Welcome.

Yeah, but I'm hoping for a few more days.

Hey, I'm a systems administrator from SW Missouri. I'm returning to golf after a disabling back injury to see if I can still play this game, but it's been quite sometime since I swung a club, so it's slow going. Navy Vet (81-85). I hunt and flyfish and have been a homebrewer for 20 years. And I want to say "Thanks" to all our current and former military service members. You've all served your time in He**.

The only way I can survive is by playing "Zen Golf"............ if I hook a shot into the water and there's no one there to hear it, is it still a one shot penalty?