Would you remarry?

[gr8hntr]

Would you remarry?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: " .. . . Uh, Oh

[InternalGolf]

lmao, that is hilarious.

[Golf4life]

That's awesome.....

[J_Bone]

Doh....

[erniebanks]

I'll have to remember not to date lefties.
Could lead to future problems.

[seattlemudder]

Here's one for you:

Hillbilly couple grow up in the country, marry later in life. They've never been to the city in their life. They live about 4 1/2 hours from the nearest city. They have a son.

When the son turns about 10, the dad realizes that the son has never seen the "big city." He doesn't want to deprive the son from seeing something that he's never seen. After about four years of saving their money they decide to finally drive into the ciry. They drive into the city. When they get there the buildings are so tall, the lights so bright, there are so many people.

They go into their hotel to check in. The dad and the son notice an old woman pressing a button on the wall and waiting. Pretty soon, these doors on the wall open up and she gets in - the doors close. They're amazed that someone would go into that little room and are curious. Thirty seconds pass and the doors begin to open and a beautiful blonde woman comes out - their jaws drop open and the dad says to the son. "Hurry son, go get your momma!!"