Alright, me & my team mates were at the State competition in golf.
It was a long par 4, and I hit a decent drive. My second shot was laying about 175 yards from the flag/hole.
I reached in my bag, grabbed an 8 iron. The lie of the ball was in a large, flat-bottomed valley, hills immediately all around. This area was still considered fairway…it was kind of like a grass bunker...
Anyway, I hit the ball (connected wonderfully!), the ball caught some massive air, and then….then…….then…..it WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE !!!
The shot was beautiful, but the bad part was me swallowing a 3" tee. Back then, I either carried my tee over my ear (like you would a pencil), or sometimes I put it in my mouth.
After making that amazing shot, I inhaled, BIG TIME, and the tee went into my throat. It took a little work, but it went on down. I told my mom (after all, I'm still in high school when this happened), and when me and my team returned from State, I went to the doc. A x-ray revealed exactly where (in my body) the tee was...
"We would prefer that the tee passed naturally, just be glad it was a wooden tee", said the Doctor.
Oh, here's another little directive he gave me: "Now sorry about this, but you are going to have to 'keep an eye' on whether you 'pass' that tee, or not. It could get hung in your intestine, and if that happens, only surgery will get the job done. You will have passed it in about 3 days if all is ok, 'make note of when it arrives' "
Bottom line: the tee passed just fine, and the 20 years since then, I've never carried a tee in my mouth !!
I Eagled that Par 4, though, and did it at State, no less !! ;)