Three weeks ago the wife and I were out playing nine before heading to a BBQ. I hit a great drive on a long right to left par five, decent 5 iron to get to 90 yards out, and I'm lining up with my sand wedge to be on the green in three (not a usual occurrence for me on a par five with a left turn).
Get my stance set, grip down just a bit, ball a bit back, ground the club behind the ball and my lovely wife says; "You don't think you're going to hit that too far?"
I just GLARED at her for a moment... Took my swing, hit the thing totally fat, and came up 10 feet short of the green. Skulled the chip, three putts, and walked away with a 7.