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I think that's right. She was a reluctant bikini model. She's from a wealthy Swedish family, probably didn't want to get messed up with the sleazy side of the business. You know, strippers, porn, lechy athletes and b-grade celebs... oh. I doubt she's haggling over lost earnings. She's getting hundreds of millions of dollars. Really interesting stuff. Thanks.

I think this is a real possibility. This or pain killers. He was taking prescription drugs to heighten his sex with porn stars. He's had the operations and the neck pain. My guess is he's struggling with an addiction to pain killers that he probably hasn't got the will to confront yet, what with all the other BS in his life right now. Also, coming off HGH probably leaves you feeling a little vulnerable, too. Do you believe him when he says he has never taken a PED?

I don't understand people bothering to post on a forum saying they are not interested in what's going on with Tiger or that it's none of our business or that it's not news (!). The greatest athlete in a hundred years completely sabotaging his life and career not news? You cannot seperate Tiger on the course and Tiger off it. I was a fan because he played awesome golf, but also because of the image he sold himself as a golf geek. Playing golf on the Xbox after a round, hanging out with the guys in the locker room, playing skins with Jack and O'Meara on practice days. Plus the hot wife and two kids, the money. How many of us have dreamt of a life like that? And then to find out what he was doing in reality! To watch him wince in that interview when Kelly Tighman tells him his name is a punchline? So many painful, humiliating, embarrassing moments. And now golf, the only thing he has left, is leaving him. Don't judge? Yea, I can judge. He's scum, and I hope he never breaks Jack's record, because Jack's twice the man Tiger is.

A couple of years ago, Tiger shoots a seventy five and it's a trip to Vegas, blow a cool Mill with "The Brothers", some porn star sex, then back home with the wife and missus (and the dog). Livin' large! Can you imagine Tiger's world now? All alone on his private jet, flying back to an empty mansion, hounded by sleazy media, life and career in tatters. Tiger is finished.

Did anyone watch the interview with Seve on www.opengolf.com ?A real shame he couldn't make it. What a golfer. They mentioned what he was saying when he holed the putt on 18 to seal the deal in '84. "La Mati" or something. What was it and what does it mean? Does it mean "Yes, Baby!" which is what I say when I hole a putt.

I think Tiger can get a little carried away with the missed putts. Oh boy, poor me, I missed another one, see? Just because you keep hitting it to twenty foot doesn't mean you deserve to hole any of them. If you're hitting them were you want to and they don't go in, you're reading them wrong. If you're not hitting them where you want to and they don't go in, then it's technique. He gets that look like he's disgusted and it's another round watching Tiger hating golf. I watched McIlroys interview, and he said something like if he could watch anyone play golf it would be... (and he actually hesitated) Ishikawa. Spot on. Tiger's a freak show now.

I remember thinking "uh oh" when I watched the post-round press conference after he lost the British Open to Harrington when he said that he has to beat more than just the players, like he also has to beat the universe or destiny or the golfing gods or whatever. I'm sure we all understand what he is saying, because it does feel like that sometimes, but it simply is not the case, and he needs to be pulled aside and told that that attitude is BS. Does he have anyone around him who would risk getting fired and do it? I know Tiger doesn't.

I think a lot of us are beggining to rethink our relationship with Phil and with Tiger. Spot on. I'm getting sick of the sulking, and the "NOW you go in!" attitude. Wait until he hasn't been laid for a year! He'll club a spectator in the head instead of just throwing clubs at them. I cannot wait unitl the Ryder Cup. Holy crap, "Tiger woods you suck!" will seem quaint compared to what he's going to get over there! Phil's shot on 13 was the best shot of the week. Too bad about the putt. Looking forward to AK being up there a lotmore this year. All in all a very good Masters, and a lot was going on off the course, too.

Tiger's thought process: "I didn't win, I putted like a spaz, but at least Stevie's got that nice peice of poontang hooked up for me on the plane and... wait. Noooooooo!"

Where do you go to watch the masters at work? Masters.org is blocked at my work, and anyway, I live in japan where the video is blocked even when I can get Masters.org. Don't really need video, live blogging would be awesome though. Any suggestions, or is everyone at Masters.org?

So do you think that as long as he shoots 67 everything's cool? Obviously a lot of people care. I care. Don't write in a forum and tell us you don't care. Why do that? You've got the greatest golfer ever in what should be his prime throwing it all away to screw porn stars. I care about that a lot, becasue I love golf. I'm not judging him, I'm just stunned that he would do this. The guy has won 14 major tournaments, a billion dollars, married to a beautiful woman with two great kids, and it wasn't enough. That is a concern. Nothing around him seems to have changed. The same people, the same methods. That is a big concern. I have ben a fan since he started, and I still am. But I want to know that even if he wins this week and every other week, will he be happy? Will it be enough? I don't want him drinking or taking drugs or hurting himself in a couple of years because he still doesn't understand what the problem is. Mate, golf is the last thing that matters, really.

Golf1234 3 out of every 4 jokes on this forum bomb.

Don't you want to know if he eventaully got some ATM action with that porn star?

Thank god you're here to put me in my place. What I meant to say is that if someone, anyone can come back after a four month layoff, after going through an unequaled public humiliation and personal disgrace, to come back on the flukiest course in the world and beat an opposition that have had months of tournament play and experience under their belt, and win, it might mean that the standard of everyone else is not as high is it might seem. BTW Tiger missed the cut in the 2006 US Open after his father died, and has since said he wasn't ready. And, alledgedly, he missed last year's British Open cut (oops, I meant "The Open" (you sound like one of those people) after his wife caught him out on one of his trists causing a big fight. Personally, I think Tiger just wants to get out of the house. Again, thank you for your patience.

... it is final confirmatiom that all the other players on tour suck. Surely he can't win it. Can he? I was listening to that guy who wrote "Mens are from Mars, etc" on Larry King Live and he said that when Tiger comes back he's going to be so happy to be playing golf that he might actaully smile and laugh, and all the women in the world will immediately think, you bastard! (not his words). Would you cheer for him if your wife or girl was standing next to you? Don't worry about the eighteenth on sunday. On every tee, every day, it's going to be sooooo awkward. I can't wait.