Shake hands with Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus
Play the Old Course at St.Andrews, Scotland
Play Pebble Beach
Lower your handicap at least five stokes in one year
Make a hole-in-one (or at least witness one)
Make at least three birdies in a row
Play at least 54 holes in one day
Be the first to tee off at dawn
Be the last to complete play at dusk, playing the last hole in near dark
Go to the Masters, even if only for a practice round
Go to the British Open
Play a Scottish or Irish links course in a 40mph wind
Win a tournamnent
Hole out from the bunker
Hit a shot out of the water – successfully
Go on a week-long golf orgy with the guys
Run out of balls
Hit a least three balls in a row out of bounds
Make par on hole after hitting a ball out of bounds
Play 18 holes with a Tour pro
Play in a sudden-death playoff
Hole a full shot from the fairway or rough
Four-putt a green in a tournament
Play a wrong ball in a tournament
Hit a drive 300 yards (even if it’s downhill, downwind on a rock-hard fairway)
Reach a par five in two
Chip in a the last hole to win a match
Par every hole at your home course in one year
Birdie every hole at your home course
Come from five down to win a match
Play 18 holes in less than three hours
Make a long putt on the last hole with a crowd gathered to watch
Yip a short putt on the last hole with a crowd gathered to watch
Play a round with just one club
Play a round on two different courses in one day
Call in sick to play golf
Play 18 holes by yourself
Try teaching a spouse, child or friend to play
Read the Rules of Golf
Call a Rules violation on yourself
Play a foursomes (alternate shot) match or tournament
Have your swing videotaped
Read at least one book by Bobby Jones
Play 18 holes in hard, steady rain
Break a club in anger
Have a bout with the shanks
Announce that you’re giving up the game
Fall in love with an ancient and/or funky putter
Play with an ailment or injury – and play much better than usual
Play 18 holes while having had a few “tasty” beverage
20 for me, not at all bad :)